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Posted: 27 August 2008 at 2:37pm | IP Logged
LOL Lo likhna nahi aata likh raha hai, Padna naa aata hoga, lekin padega! Nice one Pooja!

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Here is a interview given by our Banta for the job in java office…

Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Banta: Terms are different … nothing more

Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres
.

Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.

Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.

Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.

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Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Banta: In hotels, they can replace servers.


Interviewer:
What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Banta: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.

Interviewer: What is JAR file ?
Banta: File that can be kept inside a jar.

Interviewer: What is JINI?
Banta: A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Banta: I will give invitation.


Interviewer:
What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
Banta: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
Banta: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 28 August 2008 at 11:16am | IP Logged

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa…

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Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa: Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 28 August 2008 at 11:25am | IP Logged
what if IT industry making film

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Some future film titles will be like :-

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai'Humara dil apke paas hai

2) Aao chat kare'Aao Pyar Kare

3) Programmer no.1'Coolie no.1

4) Mera naam developer'Mera naam joker

5) Java wale job le jayenge'Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain'Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein

7) Do processor baarah terminal'Do aankhen Baraah Haat

8 ) Tera code chal gaya'Tera jadoo chal gaya

9) Har Din jo mail Karega'Har dil jho pyar karega

10) Network Ke Us Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi'Pyar koi khel nahi

12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai'Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai

13) Raju ban gaya MCSE'Raju ban gaya Gentleman

14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari

15) Login karo sajana'Pyar karo sajna


17) DOWN to hona hi tha'Pyar tho hona hi tha

18) Partition- (Deewar)

19) 1942 - A Bug Story'1942 - A love story

20) Kaho Na Virus Hai'Kaho naa pyar hai

21) dot -Company (Company)

22) Program Instruction Aur Method 'Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat

23) Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT)

24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai'Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai
25) BugVadh
26) Logon (Lagaan)
27) Shaheed Hacker Singh'Shaheed bhagat singh
28) Hacker 420
29) Password De Ke Dekho'Dil deke dekho
30) Terminal Apna Login Paraya
31) Mr Network Lal'Mr.Natwarlal
32) Meine Debug Kiya'Meine pyar kiya
33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna'Doli sajake rakhna
34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja
35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta'Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta
36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi
37) Server se ' Dil se
38) Mission Virus'Mission kashmir



Edited by ruha - 28 August 2008 at 11:26am
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Posted: 28 August 2008 at 1:03pm | IP Logged
wow thats niceThumbs Up
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Posted: 28 August 2008 at 1:06pm | IP Logged
aik sardar dosray sardar se  chalo race lagatay hain..
dosra sardar, laiken mujhay rasta nahi maloom.
pehla sardar. koi baat nahi tum mere peechay peechay aa jao.Tongue
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 30 August 2008 at 11:15am | IP Logged
wah sardarji,tussi great hoLOL
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Posted: 31 August 2008 at 5:00am | IP Logged

Teacher to Sardar: "Where were U born?"

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.

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Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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