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Posted: 25 August 2008 at 9:40am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ruha

What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean:

OUTGOING PERSONALITY ' Always going out of the office

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS ' Spends lots of time on phone

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ACTIVE SOCIALLY ' Drinks a lot

INDEPENDENT WORKER ' Nobody knows what he/she does

WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY ' Too ugly to get a date

USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS ' Gets someone else to do it

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES ' Is tall or has a louder voice

EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT ' Lucky

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CAREER MINDED ' Back stabber

LOYAL ' Can't get a job anywhere else

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION ' Gets to work on time

EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL ' Speaks English

RELAXED ATTITUDE ' Sleeps at desk

LOL LOL Thumbs Up very true
 
Originally posted by ruha

Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called 'SAINTS'

But now they are called'.
'.
'.
..
.ENGINEERS


LOL LOL LOLye lo is ko dekho!!!!acha ji madamWink

zeshan798 Senior Member
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Posted: 26 August 2008 at 1:01pm | IP Logged
dil main tum............. dharkan main tum............... aankhon main tum............ saanson main tum..... jahan daikhon bas tum hi tum
 
 
 
detol wali anti sahi kehti hain jaraseem har jaga hote hain.Tongue      
zeshan798 Senior Member
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Posted: 26 August 2008 at 1:05pm | IP Logged
chand ko daikha to aap nazar aay........ sitaron ko daikha to aap naar aay.....pholon ko daikha to aap nazar aay....Angry aap side per hongay takay kuch aur bhi nazar aayWink
 
 
 i think thanda jokeThumbs Down
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 26 August 2008 at 1:15pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by zeshan798

dil main tum............. dharkan main tum............... aankhon main tum............ saanson main tum..... jahan daikhon bas tum hi tum
 
 
 
detol wali anti sahi kehti hain jaraseem har jaga hote hain.Tongue      

LOL LOL  LOL LOL LOL
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ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 26 August 2008 at 1:16pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by zeshan798

chand ko daikha to aap nazar aay........ sitaron ko daikha to aap naar aay.....pholon ko daikha to aap nazar aay....Angry aap side per hongay takay kuch aur bhi nazar aayWink
 
 
 i think thanda jokeThumbs Down

LOL
LOL nice jokes


Edited by ruha - 26 August 2008 at 1:17pm
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 26 August 2008 at 1:25pm | IP Logged

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine, when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.

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He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

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The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall."

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Posted: 26 August 2008 at 1:26pm | IP Logged
Great ones Shani... Thanda?!!? Sardi lag jaati to? Lekin has has ke sardi bhi bhaag gayi!
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 26 August 2008 at 1:35pm | IP Logged

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

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Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo  bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

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