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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 1:24pm | IP Logged
salman aur shahrukh court main case lar rahe thay ke 2no main ziyada handsum kon hai. 2no hi case haar gai aur bahar nikal ker aik doosaray se puchnay lagay......... yar yeh SHANI kon hai.    hahahahahahaahhaahah it,s just joke.naver mind. TongueWink

Edited by zeshan798 - 19 August 2008 at 1:26pm

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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:40pm | IP Logged

Who would have been President?

Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.

As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary "I went to high school with you". She recognized him and agreed with him.

Later as they were driving down the road Bill said "If you had married him you wouldn't be married to the President".

Hillary said "Oh yes I would--he would be President."
maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 8:30am | IP Logged
Originally posted by brid

Who would have been President?

Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.

As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary "I went to high school with you". She recognized him and agreed with him.

Later as they were driving down the road Bill said "If you had married him you wouldn't be married to the President".

Hillary said "Oh yes I would--he would be President."
 
LOLLOLLOLi think its so trueWink

Originally posted by zeshan798

salman aur shahrukh court main case lar rahe thay ke 2no main ziyada handsum kon hai. 2no hi case haar gai aur bahar nikal ker aik doosaray se puchnay lagay......... yar yeh SHANI kon hai. 


shani that was funny!! very wittyLOL
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:07am | IP Logged

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."Big smile

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."Confused

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.


"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it.Confused "

After a hearty dinner,Willis thanked his host "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upsetOuch "


"Don't be foolish! Smile" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he??"

"Under the wagon......Confused"
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 12:03pm | IP Logged
lo bechare Pa ki kya halat hui hogiWink LOL
zeshan798 Senior Member
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Posted: 20 August 2008 at 1:27pm | IP Logged

guys,

 do a magic trick.aik glass thanda pani apne saath baithay banday per daal dain aur daikhain yeh thanda pani usko kaisa garam ker dai ga. try it at you own risk.WinkTongue
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Posted: 21 August 2008 at 1:05pm | IP Logged
Pooja ji Willis ko to Pa ki jaan ki padi hai!
 
SHANI!! Never will take such a risk man! Hume bhi garam kar diya jayega! But nice idea, to get someone avenged!LOL
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Posted: 21 August 2008 at 1:13pm | IP Logged

funnny conversation  

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you
?
What''s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Let's hear it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I''m asking you
? Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu
?

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya?asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That''s the man's name.

George: That's whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and  then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

Condi: Kofi?

George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls,
too.

 



Edited by maha_prakrti - 21 August 2008 at 1:15pm

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