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ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 2:44pm | IP Logged

An engineer, and a doctor  was discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The doctor said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."

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The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."

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Posted: 18 August 2008 at 2:49pm | IP Logged

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

"Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?"

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

"Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to "SHUROO" ho jati hai"

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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 3:21am | IP Logged

Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

"Oye why are you sad?"

To which Santa replies …"I lost Rs 300 in bet."

cricket

His friend ask hims…"How?"

Santa Singh says.."I bet on India for Rs 200…"But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries.."But you said Rs 300…"

Santa Singh answers…"I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match"

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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 3:26am | IP Logged

Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

sardar

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli "Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain".

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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:46am | IP Logged
Santa ji ko ladkiyon ki basha abhi samajhna haiLOL Lekin highlights me betting karna... Unke opposite party ko faida hi faidaBig smile
maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 12:12pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ruha

Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli 'Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain'.


Originally posted by ruha

Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

'Oye why are you sad?'

To which Santa replies ''I lost Rs 300 in bet.'

cricket

His friend ask hims''How?'

Santa Singh says..'I bet on India for Rs 200''But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries..'But you said Rs 300''

Santa Singh answers''I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match'



LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLgreat great!!!! yours are the best jokes postedBig smile
zeshan798 Senior Member
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 1:24pm | IP Logged
salman aur shahrukh court main case lar rahe thay ke 2no main ziyada handsum kon hai. 2no hi case haar gai aur bahar nikal ker aik doosaray se puchnay lagay......... yar yeh SHANI kon hai.    hahahahahahaahhaahah it,s just joke.naver mind. TongueWink

Edited by zeshan798 - 19 August 2008 at 1:26pm
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:40pm | IP Logged

Who would have been President?

Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.

As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary "I went to high school with you". She recognized him and agreed with him.

Later as they were driving down the road Bill said "If you had married him you wouldn't be married to the President".

Hillary said "Oh yes I would--he would be President."

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