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maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
maha_prakrti
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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 12:44pm | IP Logged
Poojaaaaaaaa!! Pyaar upar se karo, divorce neeche se!?!?!? Nice hunhClap

ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 1:09pm | IP Logged

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

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The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..

ruha IF-Dazzler
ruha
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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 1:11pm | IP Logged

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

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Guess where he took her….
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maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 1:24pm | IP Logged
thank god!!!!! repiled the traineeLOL LOL LOL LOL

ok the second one do we have to guess??or he tok her to....no where
ruha IF-Dazzler
ruha
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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 1:27pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ruha

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji'.

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao'

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Guess where he took her'.
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he took her to
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Petrol pump!!!
maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 9:17pm | IP Logged
LOL LOLmehngi jaga!!!!
ruha IF-Dazzler
ruha
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Posted: 11 August 2008 at 10:55pm | IP Logged

Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your computer desk by the Boss:

  • I was working smarter, not harder.
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  • I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement.
  • This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
  • I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you (boss) made me attend.
  • This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
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  • I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?
  • The coffee machine is broke….
  • Ah, the this is the unique and unpredictable habits of the workaholic!
  • I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lenses without using my hands.
  • My work partnerwent psycho and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
  • And finally….I thought you (boss) were gone for the day……..!!
maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
maha_prakrti
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Posted: 12 August 2008 at 1:17pm | IP Logged
Too Good Pooja!
 
Praful's Dictionary
 

DECIDE

Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?

Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte... usme hota hai na ... "A side" -- "B side" ... to "C-side" ... "D- side"

---> "Decide" 

Mature

Hansa : Mature matlab ????

praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gayatha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????

hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON" main chor ...main chor....mature...acha acha....

ALPHABET

hansa: praful alphabet matlab

praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai? 

hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

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