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Posted: 06 May 2008 at 12:22pm | IP Logged
A girl came very late to her home....

Her father shouted at her in hindi....

Her mother shouted at her in tamil....

Her uncle shouted at her in telugu....

Her aunty shouted at her in malayalam....

What do you know from this? Wink

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Posted: 07 May 2008 at 12:17pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by maha_prakrti

A girl came very late to her home....

Her father shouted at her in hindi....

Her mother shouted at her in tamil....

Her uncle shouted at her in telugu....

Her aunty shouted at her in malayalam....

What do you know from this? Wink

i think pura ka pura India us ladki ke ghar jamma hai Wink


Edited by ruha - 07 May 2008 at 12:17pm
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Posted: 07 May 2008 at 12:20pm | IP Logged
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. Cry
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-

ABYE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. LOL


Edited by ruha - 07 May 2008 at 12:20pm
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Posted: 07 May 2008 at 12:43pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by ruha

Originally posted by maha_prakrti

A girl came very late to her home....

Her father shouted at her in hindi....

Her mother shouted at her in tamil....

Her uncle shouted at her in telugu....

Her aunty shouted at her in malayalam....

What do you know from this? Wink

i think pura ka pura India us ladki ke ghar jamma hai Wink

LOLNai... It means... Jab ek ladki der se ghar aati hai to chaar log tarah tarah ki baatein karte hainWink Samajh me aayi?Big smile

maha_prakrti IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 07 May 2008 at 12:44pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by ruha

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. Cry
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-

ABYE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. LOL

LOLPoor Chini... Sardarji to aaj kal khoon me utar aayeWink

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Posted: 07 May 2008 at 2:10pm | IP Logged
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. Smile

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Question

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.Angry
LOL LOL


Edited by ruha - 07 May 2008 at 2:12pm
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Posted: 07 May 2008 at 2:21pm | IP Logged
LOL Sardarji aap bhi naa... Seedhe ko theda aut thede ko seedha karna koi aap hi se seekhe Wink
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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 12:49am | IP Logged
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. Smile

The first one says: 'Well, my father runs the fastest. Tongue

He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow'. Tongue

The second one says: 'Ha! You think that's fast! Thumbs Down

My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet'. Smile

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. Day Dreaming

He then says: 'You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45'!Smile
LOL


Edited by ruha - 08 May 2008 at 12:52am

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