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Posted: 13 July 2008 at 12:31pm | IP Logged
LOL Khaana na khane ka achcha bahana hai LOL

Son: Father... This form asks for my mother tongue... What to write?

Father: Very big Wink

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Posted: 13 July 2008 at 12:37pm | IP Logged
        LOLlo agar Son ki Mummy ne sun liya to Father ki toLOL


Edited by ruha - 13 July 2008 at 12:38pm
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Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Sonia are on a long flight in an Air Force plane.
Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy."Evil%20Smile

Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it into two Rs.50 notes, throw them down and make two people down below happy."Cool
 Of course Sonia doesn't want these two candidates to out do her so she pipes in, 'I would instead take one hundred Rs.I notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.WinkEvil%20Smile

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I'll make 975 million people happy!" Cool Star
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Posted: 14 July 2008 at 3:02pm | IP Logged
Are wah... Pilot ne to pate ki baat kahi haiWink
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A Really Bad Day There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 6:29am | IP Logged
LOL bechara truck driver..........................Wink


Edited by ruha - 16 July 2008 at 6:31am
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 8:52am | IP Logged
bechara truck driver nahi bechara guy ab uski paas money nahi hai toh woh poison kaha si khared lega
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 11:26am | IP Logged

LOL Good ones yaar

School Ke Bachche bhi!Wink

Sir: Are aaj bhi late? Kyun re jaldi nahi aa sakta?

Boy: Paidal aana hai naa sir, der ho gayi!

Sir: Kyun, bus se nahi aa sakta kya?

Boy: Wahi to sir... Main bhi aapki beti se keh kehke thak gaya hoonWink

 

 

 

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