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ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 04 July 2008 at 12:15pm | IP Logged


Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, "aapka helmet kahan hai?" Fine lagega.

Traffic



Sardar replied, "baawle dhyaan se dekh neche!"

"4 wheeler hai."


Edited by ruha - 04 July 2008 at 12:16pm

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Posted: 04 July 2008 at 12:50pm | IP Logged
LOL Chaar pair ka pahiya Big smile
maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 04 July 2008 at 2:02pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ruha

An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......isn't INTELLIGENT!!..

LOL LOL LOL really very intelligent!!!!
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 05 July 2008 at 5:02am | IP Logged
One person has a habit of showoffs, once his friend tells him that he is coming to visit his house. Unhappy

This person teach his wife that every time I ask u bring something you just have to say "kaun sa wala Japanwala, England wala ya phir America wala". Approve

As per plan his friend comes and every time husband ask something his wife shouts from inside "kaun sa wala....."

Then his friend amazed that he has visited so many countries. Smile

Then he asked where is you father now a days, Husband asks "ari sunti ho jara pitaji ko to bahar le aana" Big smile

His wife shouts from inside "kaun se wale Japanwale, Englandwale ya America wale" Wink  LOL LOL LOL


Edited by ruha - 05 July 2008 at 5:07am
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Posted: 05 July 2008 at 8:25am | IP Logged
pooja that was a nice one ......... his friends must be like how many fathers does he have? LOL LOL

ok my turn

Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why do you look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 06 July 2008 at 4:56am | IP Logged
nice one Mahi LOL LOL LOLbacche bhi naa............Winkbado bado ki chuti kar dete hai LOL LOL LOL

Edited by ruha - 06 July 2008 at 5:33am
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Posted: 06 July 2008 at 4:58am | IP Logged
nice one Mahi LOL LOL LOLbacche bhi naa............Winkbado bado ki chuti kar dete hai LOL LOL LOL
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;

Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon




Edited by ruha - 06 July 2008 at 5:07am
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yeh sardar ji bhi naa
jaisa baap waisa beta LOL LOL LOL donu bahut smart LOL LOL LOL

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