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ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 30 June 2008 at 1:25pm | IP Logged
MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. LOL LOL


Edited by ruha - 30 June 2008 at 1:26pm

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Posted: 30 June 2008 at 1:36pm | IP Logged
LOL Oxford Bel gaadi ki wonderful definition Clap
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Posted: 01 July 2008 at 1:58am | IP Logged
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.

He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
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Posted: 01 July 2008 at 10:13am | IP Logged
OOO.... My that guy has to be very brave LOL
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Posted: 01 July 2008 at 10:16am | IP Logged
diksha the joke was LOL.....but i dont think that kind of them are really allowed
lets stick to sardar ji's jokes Big smile
the first one was really good!! Big smile
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Posted: 01 July 2008 at 11:29am | IP Logged
Well Dikhsha Amna sahi keh rahi hai.... Its fine lekin aage se normal jokes would be good for the thread
ruha IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 01 July 2008 at 11:40am | IP Logged
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
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Posted: 01 July 2008 at 11:51am | IP Logged
LOL The guy has to know his office better to deal Big smile

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