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Police constable to his son: Why did you get so low marks in your exam?

Son: Keep this 50 rupees and leave the matter! Big smile

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Three ways to catch a tiger….

1.     NEWTON'S METHOD: Allow the tiger to catch you and then catch the tiger!

2.     EINSTEIN'S METHOD: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired and then catch it!

3.     INDIAN POLICE METHOD: Catch a cat, beat it until it accepts it is a tiger! Tongue

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A thief was leaving a house…

A child woke up and said to him: Take my school bag also, else I'll wake up my mom! Evil Smile
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Posted: 12 June 2008 at 12:18pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by maha_prakrti

Three ways to catch a tiger….

1.     NEWTON'S METHOD: Allow the tiger to catch you and then catch the tiger!

2.     EINSTEIN'S METHOD: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired and then catch it!

3.     INDIAN POLICE METHOD: Catch a cat, beat it until it accepts it is a tiger! Tongue


Originally posted by maha_prakrti


Police constable to his son: Why did you get so low marks in your exam?

Son: Keep this 50 rupees and leave the matter! Big smile

ROFL  ROFL ROFL ROFL ..........great hai krituLOL
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Posted: 12 June 2008 at 12:58pm | IP Logged
great di ,still laughing aaj kaal ke bacche bhi naa LOL LOL  LOL LOL  LOL


Edited by ruha - 12 June 2008 at 12:58pm
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Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Cry Cry
Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." Confused
The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."Wink

Edited by ruha - 12 June 2008 at 1:10pm
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Project Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen.

He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

So he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.        

Then The Discussion Goes Like This

Project Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Project Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Project Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager - In The Beginning When I came Here (BNGLR)...

I Don't Have Anything.......



And Now...



I Have Everything....Like...Money...Fame...



And What Do U Have Huh



Don't think that

he answered like Shashi Kapoor of

Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa hain"


Canteen boy - " Sir.....I Have Work "


Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......



Edited by ruha - 12 June 2008 at 2:38pm
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Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective

     
Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.

Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!


Edited by ruha - 12 June 2008 at 2:42pm

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