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maisoon Goldie
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Posted: 05 June 2008 at 7:12am | IP Logged
Originally posted by maha_prakrti

BRAINS!!

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire Group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the Price of the female brains, because they've actually been used, the male Brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new" Wink

LOL LOLab haans ke batao zara!!great one's kritu

mahi.bird IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 06 June 2008 at 7:53pm | IP Logged
Good one Rithi LOL

ok my turn



Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Posted: 07 June 2008 at 1:36am | IP Logged
LOL Hubby ko us din zaroor khaana hi nahi mila hoga Big smile

What's the difference between Problem, Talent and Super Talent? Wink

2 boys love 1 girl = Problem!

1 boy love 2 girls = Talent!
If both are sisters then that is Super Talent!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Posted: 07 June 2008 at 7:35am | IP Logged
poor girls no they must start fighting between each other for the stupid guy LOL LOL
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 12:28pm | IP Logged
Clap great
nubby ko kahna nahi pitai mile ho gi Wink
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Posted: 11 June 2008 at 12:05pm | IP Logged
LOL  LOL
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.Smile
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.Big smile
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
 The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th.
 I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" Confused Wink
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.LOL


Edited by ruha - 11 June 2008 at 12:08pm
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Posted: 12 June 2008 at 4:39am | IP Logged
LOL Mahiiiiiiiii..... The man and the cop are LOL
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Posted: 12 June 2008 at 5:01am | IP Logged
Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I have brought three movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For you and your parents! Wink

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