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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 10:58am | IP Logged

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

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Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…

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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

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Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 10:59am | IP Logged

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.


Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 11:01am | IP Logged

One police asked to the thief, "How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?"

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Thief replied, "I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second."

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 11:02am | IP Logged

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Suicide

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, "love is blind".

Boy in air opened his parachute saying, "love never dies".

Parachute

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Posted: 11 December 2009 at 11:04am | IP Logged

Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,

thief

Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : "Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga"

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Posted: 20 December 2009 at 9:53pm | IP Logged
A joke a day - Dec 21, 2009!
 
Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: Who else? 
 
Big smile
 
@Note: Not required to comment for "A joke a day" post, clicking the like button would also do! :)

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Posted: 21 December 2009 at 9:07pm | IP Logged
Joke of the day - Dec 22, 2009!
 
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!

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