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JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?❓

Originally posted by: saifeena143

JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?❓

dimaag me batti  nahi jal rahi hain.
Edited by nirmola - 14 years ago

Trupti kahan kahan se laati ho aise jokes yaar🤣

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soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Kis country me coconut tree me banana ugta hai bachchi?"

agree krithika!!! bt apni iss bachchi se we can't expect anything widout twist na!!!😆         😆           😆               😆

n jackie chen ki saas ka naam......??????
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pta ni.................
eagerly waiting to know!!!!!!😍      😍
Edited by keep-smiling - 14 years ago

Hey most welcome girls..🤗i am happy that you liked it all .😛

"VICKS" Kyunki VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.🤪

 

"VICKS" Kyunki VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.

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nice!!!!

Exams are just like Girl-friends.

1..too many questions
2..Difficult to understand
3..Results is not always up to mark..

Husband & Wife

Wife:- What will you do if i successfully climb and reach the top of mount everest?
Husband:- A gental puch!!!

The prison

A prison was instructed to free ten prisoners from a cell.
He was so excited that he forgot to include himself..

Bilkul apne baap pe gaya hain

Maa:- beta apple kha le
Beta: nahi
Maa:- beta kele[banana] kha le
Beta: nahi
Maa:- beta [orange] kha le
Beta: nahi
maa:- maloom hai bilkul  apne baap par gaya hai joote hi khaega..

Doctor and A Patient

Patient:--mujhe bimari hai khane ke baad bhookh nahi lagti.
sone ke baad need nahi aati.
kaam karoon o tha jata hoon

Doctor:-sari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jaoge.

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nw this has became our "regular laughing exercise time" at night !!!!! 😆

thanks to our sweet instructer "Trupti"!!!!!! 🤗

Originally posted by: saifeena143

Doctor and A Patient

Patient:--mujhe bimari hai khane ke baad bhookh nahi lagti.
sone ke baad need nahi aati.
kaam karoon o tha jata hoon

Doctor:-sari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jaoge.

ooohhhh!!! dhup me baithna , wo bi raat me kitna muskil hai!!!

chalo alternative cure is also here:
iss tablet ko din me do baar lena, ek subah uthne se pehle aur doosri raat ko sone k baad!!!  😆

Edited by keep-smiling - 14 years ago

🤣 VICKS!??!? Yaar Trupti... Matlab sab Chein's ki saas yaheen hain 😆

Other jokes were equally good yaar.... Especially doc and momma's.... Sab apne baap par hi gaye hain! 😃

😛Your most welcome 😛