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Yeah.... Been in IT field I realize what not computers do! As for Santa ji kya kahein, he always entertains us! :)

Boss: Where were you born? 
sardar : Punjab . 
Boss : which part ? 
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai...
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?                     
Santa: I'm falling in love. 

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Aww...Nisha... That was fun! (GRIN)

I must say the Santa jokes were really funny :)

Director: "So you say you can end all unemployment."
Candidate: "Yes sir."
Director: "How had you planned to do that?"
Candidate: "Well, I'd put all the men on one island and all the women on another."
Director: "And what would they be doing then?"
Candidate: "Building boats." Edited by brid - 15 years ago

AHH! Now that definitely would eradicate unemployment! 😆

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? 
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount. 
  
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons 

😆 shaadi ka ladoo jo khaye pachtaye jo na khaye pachtaye

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?

'Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

Titanic K Sath Sindhi Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sindhi:Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

😆Sindhi saab ki return ticket ki padi hai!!!!!!!