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Humare laa jawaab Santa ji ki english knowledge bhi kamaal ki hai... Unki tarah!
Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Great ones again Pooja... Sardar hain hi aise pata tha... Sardarni bhi??!!?? 😆
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.
Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men?
Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied.
"It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"
Santa : "Hidden camera!"
Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?"
Santa : "That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?"
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