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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 10:29pm | IP Logged
hehehehe ROFL ROFL
true even god could not recognize this kind of creatures LOL LOL

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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 10:33pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by pop77

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

 

LOLLOL this one is too funny..and sooo true for poor guy...LOL

oh god, i just read the last one you posted payal...that was even funnier...ROFL



Edited by swit2weet - 21 May 2008 at 10:36pm
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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 10:40pm | IP Logged
one more funny

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 10:53pm | IP Logged
Pharmacist Phun   

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 11:04pm | IP Logged
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 11:09pm | IP Logged
Chinese Adam & Eve:

If Adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in Paradise because they
would have Ignored the Apple and eaten the Snake
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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 11:17pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by pop77

Chinese Adam & Eve:

If Adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in Paradise because they
would have Ignored the Apple and eaten the Snake

LOLLOL ....baat to sachhi hai...Dead for eating snake..

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Posted: 22 May 2008 at 8:58am | IP Logged

this one has been edited to suit Yudi Rani situation

Little Munna was on a field trip to their local palace where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 1 most wanted woman.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said a Saksham. "The Prince Yudishter wants to find her very badly."

So Little Munnay asked, "Why didn't you keep her when you took her picture?"
Ouch LOL



Edited by Bee3nazz - 22 May 2008 at 8:58am

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