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Posted: 05 May 2008 at 9:16pm | IP Logged
oh boy LOL LOL that's really funny
i am laughing like mad
LOL ROFL ROFL

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Posted: 06 May 2008 at 1:42am | IP Logged
Thanks ya you liked the jokes. Your shayaris are very witty and funny.
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Posted: 06 May 2008 at 1:47am | IP Logged
Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur uss dress ka?
Shopkeeper: sirf 10 kiss.
Girl: Teek hai dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
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Posted: 06 May 2008 at 1:59am | IP Logged
PHILOSOPHY : In life small things hurt a lot
Example : You can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...
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Posted: 06 May 2008 at 12:16pm | IP Logged

in a mans club they are giving out the yearly awards!!!

the comentator says now the man that is not a joroon ka gullam and is not affraid of his missus plz step forward. all the wifes are in the audience

No1 does, after a minute of hesitation the skinniest, shortest man steps forward.

he is awarded the prize. when he is told how brave he is he smiles n nods. the comentator asks how he gathered himslf to come forward.

he replies my wife said that if i dont win this award this year she will make me wash the whole house and her cloths in half an hour!!!



Edited by Bee3nazz - 06 May 2008 at 12:16pm
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A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch and Gujju said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one moretime for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! IfI get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get aparontha one more time, I'm jumping too."   The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped tohis death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his deathas well.   At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known howreally tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to himagain!" The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! Ididn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."   Everyone turned and stared at the sardaar's wife.

The sardaar's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
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Posted: 06 May 2008 at 3:17pm | IP Logged
oke this one comes from the jokes forum!Embarrassed

man: sir, my wife is missing

postmaster: bhai, ye post office hai, police office ja kar complaint karo.

man: kya karun khushi se mere kuch samajh hi nahi aa rahi hai..

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Posted: 06 May 2008 at 7:27pm | IP Logged
way go girl all those were very hillariouse
sardar make his own paratha LOL LOL

poor joru ka gulam has tot ake award and happy husband that his wife is missing LOL LOL

yamraaj bhi jab jami par dekhta hoga
ees kekta mai ko kisne banaaya sochta hoga
maar kar jo waapas jinda kaise karti hain wo sochta hoga
ye kam abtak khuda nahi kar paya
wo kaise kar leti he wo sochta hoga
aur uska kaam bigad rahi he wo dekh ke dukhi hoga

kekta's philosophy

kahani ek aurat ke bahut sare pati oki
kis jab me he tere shopping ka bil
kyunki mebhi kabhi jinda thi

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