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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system
performance --particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un installed many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved
Me.HTML" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
- Tech Support

wow bee and pop very nice one all and that chinese adam and eve i agree than what would have happen to us 😉
and our innocent munna baat to sach kahi hamaare lallu ko . while taking pic he should have kep her.
   and your technical data was very intresting dear payal .simply i loved it

Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".

😆

   very nice we have also 1% chance for this drama

ek ma apney betey ko chawanni deti hai aur kehti hai ja beta iska samosa le aa ..... jab beta ghar pohancha to maa ne poocha beta samosa kahan haii .... to betey ne jawab dia ....
dumadum mast kalader
chawanni jaib ke ander
samosa pait ke ander
woh dekho kala banda

there r 4 personz ...
1)Somebody
2)Nobody
3)Mad
4)Brain

One night somebody n nobody r fighting ... nd somebody kills nobody.Brain is in the washroomm.
So Mad calls police n says "somebody killed nobody".Police asks wht??? r u madd.Mad says,"yes i am mad".Police asks wherez ur brain?.Mad says"in the washroom"

wah everybody laughed on that 😆 😆