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Samraat’s letter to Bill gates...joke

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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:19am | IP Logged

                    TongueSamraat's letter to Bill Gates...LOL

Imagine if Samraat Langoor was in banaras instead of Delhi, if Rajeev had not changed him. He wud have used same language as Amar and also english...Now imagine one more thing, if he had got the computer for himself, being a 8th standard drop-out or barely educated in Hindi medium school. This is how he wud have done...read it and have a gud day...LOLWinkThij ij how Samraat langoor had writing letterwa to Billoo Gatewaa saheb..LOLLOL

 

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Samraat from Banaras. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Makhan Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto NewDelhi! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur
money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,

Samraat.S.U.

I hop you must have enjoyed reading this letter of Samraat. Waiting for ur comments and views..Keep Smiling...Big smile

God Bless You All...Smile

Set_raj...Smile



Edited by set_raj - 02 May 2008 at 11:23am

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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:21am | IP Logged
thiz iz how Samraat langoorwa had writing letterwa to Billoo Gatewaa... LOL LOL LOL
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:28am | IP Logged
Really Good Raj... Clap Clap
So funny LOL LOL

Really nice..Thanks for sharing Smile
Aap humko hamesha hasata hoon... Smile Smile
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:33am | IP Logged

Originally posted by jaanlover

Really Good Raj... Clap Clap
So funny LOL LOL

Really nice..Thanks for sharing Smile
Aap humko hamesha hasata hoon... Smile Smile
LOLReena just imagine Samraat langoor sitting in dhoti kurta and towel around his neck..a typical banarasi bhaiyyaa...LOLLOL

Thanks a lot dear...aap ho hi itni cute..hasne se aur cute lagti ho..Big smile

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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:38am | IP Logged
Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by jaanlover

Really Good Raj... Clap Clap
So funny LOL LOL

Really nice..Thanks for sharing Smile
Aap humko hamesha hasata hoon... Smile Smile
LOLReena just imagine Samraat langoor sitting in dhoti kurta and towel around his neck..a typical banarasi bhaiyyaa...LOLLOL

Thanks a lot dear...aap ho hi itni cute..hasne se aur cute lagti ho..Big smile

Thanks a lot Raj...

Yes I can see it...Samraat sitting in dhoti kurta and a towel around his neck..LOL LOL

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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:41am | IP Logged
Hehehe, thaks for making these jokes! LOL
You really made me laugh! LOL
And i'm still laughing... LOL
The 1. one was really funny, it made me crack up ROFL

       - Charri LOL
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:42am | IP Logged
Originally posted by jaanlover

Originally posted by set_raj

Originally posted by jaanlover

Really Good Raj... Clap Clap
So funny LOL LOL

Really nice..Thanks for sharing Smile
Aap humko hamesha hasata hoon... Smile Smile
LOLReena just imagine Samraat langoor sitting in dhoti kurta and towel around his neck..a typical banarasi bhaiyyaa...LOLLOL

Thanks a lot dear...aap ho hi itni cute..hasne se aur cute lagti ho..Big smile

Thanks a lot Raj...

Yes I can see it...Samraat sitting in dhoti kurta and a towel around his neck..LOL LOL

LOLLOLUltimately he has to go banaras to his parents house, once truth is out..LOLLOLBechara Langoor samraat..yah langooron ka samraat..LOL
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Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:53am | IP Logged

Originally posted by charri7878

Hehehe, thaks for making these jokes! LOL
You really made me laugh! LOL
And i'm still laughing... LOL
The 1. one was really funny, it made me crack up ROFL

       - Charri LOL
ur welcome anytime Charri dear..Big smile

Keep laughing....gud for the health..LOLLOL

Imagine langoor samraat in typical indian dress sitting in banaras and doing all these things..LOLLOL

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