Jokes

India-Forums

   
Jokes
Jokes

Motivational Phrases at Work

officer Newbie
officer
officer

Joined: 09 January 2005
Posts: 29

Posted: 09 January 2005 at 3:38am | IP Logged
 If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

It's only unethical if you get caught.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals! (We suck less!)

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality"

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural Stupidity

A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed - try management.

At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

This can't go on for ever, even the Third Reich only lasted 12 years

Never quit until you have another job.

TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

popkurn IF-Rockerz
popkurn
popkurn

Joined: 01 December 2004
Posts: 5186

Posted: 09 January 2005 at 1:02pm | IP Logged

Clap

  • Page 1 of 1

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
I urgently needed a few days off work

2

Author: Khaya   Replies: 12   Views: 1402

Khaya 12 1402 07 February 2010 at 10:06am by -BlackSky-
Becareful where you choose to work...

Author: AsliiGuy   Replies: 3   Views: 765

AsliiGuy 3 765 17 September 2008 at 8:43am by 1+1=10
!! Two guys were talking at work.!!

Author: RAJAYE_HIND   Replies: 0   Views: 754

RAJAYE_HIND 0 754 19 July 2008 at 12:47pm by RAJAYE_HIND
work jokes

2

Author: Born-star   Replies: 15   Views: 1043

Born-star 15 1043 04 July 2008 at 6:23pm by Born-star
Commonly Used Phrases in Office emails

Author: vijay   Replies: 2   Views: 1027

vijay 2 1027 09 October 2004 at 6:06pm by alliha

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

  • Please login to check your Last 10 Topics posted

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index