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Nisha82 Senior Member
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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 4:54pm | IP Logged
HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT....


I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:


* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.


* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.


* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.


* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.


* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and the I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.


* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.


* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is,for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.


* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...)


* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.


* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 5:02pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 12:57pm | IP Logged
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zindagi Senior Member
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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 10:14pm | IP Logged
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fairy_tale Senior Member
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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 11:13pm | IP Logged
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rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 11 January 2005 at 5:31pm | IP Logged
LOLthat is soo funny!LOL
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Posted: 11 January 2005 at 5:41pm | IP Logged
LOL   i can relate to some of it.
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