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Gary Kasparov And A Sardar Square Off

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 4:37pm | IP Logged
Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific.

Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.

Gulati : "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion"

Gary : "How about if I play left handed ?"

Gulati : [Think.. Think..] "OK!"

Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.

Gulati : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me in spite of him playing left-handed...

Manpreet : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 1:10pm | IP Logged
ohhh funny funnyLOL
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