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JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!Something to ponder!!

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 9:59am | IP Logged

JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!

Before the computer age,

An APPLICATION was for employment.

A PROGRAMME was a television show.

WINDOWS were something you hated to clean.

A KEYBOARD was a piano.

MEMORY was something you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

COMPRESS was something you did to garbage.

LOG ON was adding wood to a fire.

A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.

A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived.

And a BACKUP happened to your toilet.

CUT you did with scissors.

PASTE you did with glue.

A WEB was a spider's home.

And a VIRUS was a flu

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         ~And Now Some Funnies~*
 
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

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Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
 
Ref:: by Anupama Chavan

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 10:16am | IP Logged

Sujalfan i had read these once somewhere. May be on Jokes or miscellaneous section of this forum.

Thanx sujalfanSmile.

P.s: Do post such things in miscellaneous or jokes section. This is only related to KTh.

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 11:23am | IP Logged
very funny sujalfan esp I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack . lol!!!!!
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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 11:50am | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 1:19am | IP Logged

heheh!LOL

i can't stopp laughinnn LOLLOL

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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 1:04pm | IP Logged
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