JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!Something to ponder!!

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Before the computer age,

An APPLICATION was for employment.

A PROGRAMME was a television show.

WINDOWS were something you hated to clean.

A KEYBOARD was a piano.

MEMORY was something you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

COMPRESS was something you did to garbage.

LOG ON was adding wood to a fire.

A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.

A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived.

And a BACKUP happened to your toilet.

CUT you did with scissors.

PASTE you did with glue.

A WEB was a spider's home.

And a VIRUS was a flu

         ~And Now Some Funnies~*
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .


God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.


TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !


Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.


Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !


A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !


An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"


"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"


The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?


Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.


When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Ref:: by Anupama Chavan

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 10:16am | IP Logged

Sujalfan i had read these once somewhere. May be on Jokes or miscellaneous section of this forum.

Thanx sujalfanSmile.

P.s: Do post such things in miscellaneous or jokes section. This is only related to KTh.

jazmine IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 11:23am | IP Logged
very funny sujalfan esp I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack . lol!!!!!
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i can't stopp laughinnn LOLLOL

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