Lets laugh our butts off for a while
Silly Questions with Silly Answers!
What are caterpillars afraid of?
Why is the letter T
like an island?
-cuz its in the middle of the waTer.
Why can't Batman go fishing?
-cuz Robin eats all the worms.
Why was the broom late for breakfast?
-cuz he swept in.
Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
-He wanted rich soil.
What did one eye say to the other?
-Between u and me something smells.
What should never be eaten after its served?
-A tennis Ball
What did the tie say to the hat?
-u go on a head, i will just hang around.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
What did the ghost say to the invisible man?
-Long time no see.
What music do Mummies like?
What did the math book say to the history book?
-Boy, do i have problems.
What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?
-U will just have 2 be a little patient.
What did King Kong say when he called the wrong number?
-King King ring wrong,
How do you make seven even?
-Take away the "s.'
What do you call a country where all the automobiles are pink?
-A pink car nation.
What kind of witch lives on the beach?
When is a car not a car?
-When it turns into a driveway.
What is yours, but your friends use it more than you do?
What do skeletons use to communicate?
Why do dogs scratch themselves?
-cuz they are the only one who knows where it itches.
Five guys walk into a bar, why didn't the sixth?
Why did Cinderella's soccer team always lose?
-cuz her couch was a pumpkin.
Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench?
-cuz she ran away from the ball.
A butcher is six foot tall, wears size 14 shoes, and has a 50 inch waist. What does he weigh?
You are trapped in a room with no windows and a locked door. How do you get out?
-go through the holes where the windows used 2 be.
Who said: "Duh suddle cub
up to borrow"?
-Little orphan Annie with a cold.
Forewards it is heavy,
backwards it is not.
What is it?
The more you feed it
The more it grows high
But if you give it water
It shall quickly Die
What is it??
The Beginning of eternity
The end of space
The beginning of every end
The end of every place
What am I??????
-The letter E.
Why is the sun so bright?
-It pays attention in his classes and does his homework.
What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?
A man driving through the woods hit a rabbit. Quickly stopping his car
he pours a bottle of liquid over the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up and
walks back into the woods waving goodbye all the way. What was in the
-the restorer with permanent wave.
Why did a man get off the elevator everyday on the 15th floor and walk upstairs to his home on the 27th floor?
-He was a midget and could not reach higher than a 15th floor button.
Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many were left?
-None...they were copycats so they all jumped!
Issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, what do you need next?
-If u have 10 issues, (ten shoes)...so u need shocks.
What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?
-Quit Picking on me.
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
-A train says Choooo Chooooo, but a teacher says spit our yout gum.
Hope u like them.