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fly2me

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Posted: 10 April 2008 at 5:31pm | IP Logged
Hiya,

Lets laugh our butts off for a whileWink

Silly Questions with Silly Answers!

What are caterpillars afraid of?
-Dogerpillars!

Why is the letter T like an island?
-cuz its in the middle of the waTer.

Why can't Batman go fishing?
-cuz Robin eats all the worms.

Why was the broom late for breakfast?
-cuz he swept in.

Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
-He wanted rich soil.

What did one eye say to the other?
-Between u and me something smells.

What should never be eaten after its served?
-A tennis Ball

What did the tie say to the hat?
-u go on a head, i will just hang around.

Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
-the outside

What did the ghost say to the invisible man?
-Long time no see.

What music do Mummies like?
-Wrap music.

What did the math book say to the history book?
-Boy, do i have problems.

What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?
-U will just have 2 be a little patient.

What did King Kong say when he called the wrong number?
-King King ring wrong,

How do you make seven even?
-Take away the "s.'

What do you call a country where all the automobiles are pink?
-A pink car nation.

What kind of witch lives on the beach?
-A sandwich.

When is a car not a car?
-When it turns into a driveway.

What is yours, but your friends use it more than you do?
-Your name.

What do skeletons use to communicate?
-Cellbones.

Why do dogs scratch themselves?
-cuz they are the only one who knows where it itches.

Five guys walk into a bar, why didn't the sixth?
-He ducked.

Why did Cinderella's soccer team always lose?
-cuz her couch was a pumpkin.

Why did Cinderella's coach sit her on the bench?
-cuz she ran away from the ball.

A butcher is six foot tall, wears size 14 shoes, and has a 50 inch waist. What does he weigh?
-Meat

You are trapped in a room with no windows and a locked door. How do you get out?
-go through the holes where the windows used 2 be.

Who said: "Duh suddle cub
up to borrow"?
-Little orphan Annie with a cold.

Forewards it is heavy,
backwards it is not.
What is it?
-A ton.

The more you feed it
The more it grows high
But if you give it water
It shall quickly Die
What is it??
-Fire

The Beginning of eternity
The end of space
The beginning of every end
The end of every place
What am I??????
-The letter E.

Why is the sun so bright?
-It pays attention in his classes and does his homework.

What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?
-Post office.

A man driving through the woods hit a rabbit. Quickly stopping his car he pours a bottle of liquid over the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up and walks back into the woods waving goodbye all the way. What was in the bottle?
-the restorer with permanent wave.

Why did a man get off the elevator everyday on the 15th floor and walk upstairs to his home on the 27th floor?
-He was a midget and could not reach higher than a 15th floor button.

Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many were left?
-None...they were copycats so they all jumped!

Issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, issues, what do you need next?
-If u have 10 issues, (ten shoes)...so u need shocks.

What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?
-Quit Picking on me.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
-A train says Choooo Chooooo, but a teacher says spit our yout gum.

LOL

Hope u like them.

xoxo
-LaraSmile

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sabm786

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Posted: 11 April 2008 at 10:42am | IP Logged
LOL
they were funny and gud to read..
thanks for sharing... LOL LOL

shruti_5

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Posted: 11 April 2008 at 2:30pm | IP Logged
lol! that were all funny!LOL tfs!

pure_choclate

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Posted: 20 April 2008 at 9:56am | IP Logged

LolLOLLOLI really enjoyed reading em...They cracked me upLOLLOL

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