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One beautiful afternoon in "Patta Padaikira veyyil"..Mr.Eashu is sitting in a park bench, pendha-pendha muzhifying like a ginger thinna monkey. Sitting next to him like Valli-Devanai are OQ and Gujju-mami. OQ mooka sindhing and GM thitting in Gujjuish language. "Abhi cannot be your daughter, I will not accept it".
"Ice- ice, paal ice" –SKPD walks in pushing an ice-cream vandi, hearing GM's words, angrily says" Of course not, Abhi is MY daughter-yenakku porandha ponnu". Now Gujju Maami looks as if she has swallowed two bees!!! OQ starts wailing like a siren, in between saying NO NO NO, my Abhi is a gem. SKPD gives her a sarcastic look and says, "Loosu pombala,…Abhi yen ponnu dee, Yennai maathiri thaan iruppa." OQ's siren wailing starts. Here Easu ..veruthhu poi sings—"sothanai mel sothanai podhum ada saami".
GM covers her ears and says"Yov nirutthuya, imsai thaanga mudiyalai," then triumphantly says-" Yenna irunthaalum Adhi maari varuma??? Yenndoa stomachla piranthunaalae Adhi is so good!!"
A round figure in saree and thodapakkattai in hand, turns around and yells—"Naan thaan Adhi dee, Moodhevi, kaithe , kasmaalam, innadi nee penaathikkinu keere??? One vavuthulla naanu yeppo di poranthukinnen??? Kaila inna keethu paarthiya? Thodapakattai.. mavalae..podava kooda wrongsu sidela kattikinnu keera loosu nee, inname, odambu eppadi keethu??
GM turns white and says.." My God!! My sweet boy..what happened to you?? You have become a FAT woman!!! Adhi -doing a rudrathaandavam …yaara paathu gundu nnu sonne??? Kolai vizhum, nee mattum inna en thodappa kuchi kanaka olliya va keera?? Vanta pesa, Mavalae,ore adi..vaai vethala-paakku pottukkum!
Suddenly, there is terrible feed-back and everyone covers their ears. Bayangara build-up oda, in comes Adhi shouting at the top of his voice" Naan intha Abhiya kollamaa vidamatten, She is giving me so much torture. SKPD stops eating kuchhi ice and says "I thought that Abhi was against Shanthi, and who the hell are you?" Adhi spats and says" Olaraadhey man!! I arranged to have Shanthi killed and she is dead now." SKPD grins evilly –" LOSER!!!! Shanthi is alive and kicking!!!
Easu sogamaa looks at GM and sings " Thennaiya pethaa ilaneeru, pillaya petha kanneeru"..Parthiyaa, naan yenna sonnen, Aadhi has killed Shanthi."
Thodapakkattai Adhi – Dhoda, anthaanda perukkitu varalaam nu pona, athukulle, keyvannuku kirukku pudichikichu.. mothalla keivi penaathikkichu, ippo neeya?? Yov, naan Gangaavathaan killingsu panninen!! Veyyil la kunthikkinnu irukka solla mandala keera masaal allam urugiduchu, intha keyathukku!!
Mike Muzhungi, looks like an ingi thinna korangu.and says" What? Ganga is dead? I thought that she went away somewhere!!! Sari Adhi laughs like Gadothgajan and says "Mundam, Ganga is a man!!! Saniyannungo, allam loosa keethungo!!"
Minister who is jogging in the park with his Veshti and a few adiyaals also in veshti, Background song" Paruva mae ..pudhiya paadal paadu" --sees Mike M and laughs histerically and says- Maappu Rekha vaippa unakku aappu!!"
A plump girl with painted face and pattu podavai walks in talking on cell phone, stops her conversation, looks at minister and says" idiot, I kept aappu for Kasturi". OQ and GM exchange suspicious looks and vaayulayum vayathulayum adichukittu scream at Easu.-Now Who the heck is Kasturi?? Un moonjikku innum onnu thevaiyaa??
Rekha is exasperated and mutters" che, car-la walking polamnu vantha ore loossu mayama irukku. Mike M vayile irunthu liter-literaa jollu coming..asks " Rekha! You look better, did you some facial done?" Abhi and Thols walk in and Abhi says, Adhi, inge yenna panre? Unakku vekkama ilaa? Thols stares blankly at everyone, expressionless!
Round Adhi throws her thodapakattai on the floor in anger and yells- Kaithe-kaithe, yenakku innadi vekkam, naan podava kattikiren ille? GM cycle gappula screams- "Abhi, I am going to make you suffer!!" A loud voice comes like asareeree, "shoo, summa iru" says Anandham Abhi," U making ME suffer? I can eliminate U right now." Mike M yells Yei, athu yennoda mummy dee!!" Shanthi of Anandham walks in and says, "Ava kandippa seivaa!!! Avalukku athu alwaa saapidara maadhiri!!"
Mike M and Anandham Abhi get into a fight, SKPD is cheering Abhi giving drum beats on his motta thalai, and makes bad remarks about minister jogging in veshti, and they both get into a fight. GM and OQ look and Easu and sing" Vaa vaathiyaare vootaande, nee varaangaatti naan vuda matten", get into a fight about who is going to take Easu home. Rekha bumps against Sari Adhi and curses her. Adhi promptly gets her thodappam and starts hitting Rekha. Kolangal Abhi and Anandham Shanthi are doing a cheerleading dance!! Thols gets randomly beaten by everyone!!
All of them are fighting with a vengence tho – half dead and exhausted. Two Angels appear-one small and one big and sing-'Anjali anjali anjali…minnum min-mini min-mini min-mini'
Big Anjali Angel tells Small Anjali Angel "Yellam Avan seyal Kettavargalukku odhai kandippaaga vizhum!!!" SA laughs, gleefully.and says-"Antha Thols yen ippdi adi vaangaraaru?? BA says, "I have put a Spell..Ange Paar" and there SA sees, every adi that falls on Thols is falling on CJB, Cheyyar Ravi, Vaathu Kapoor and rest of the directors and creative heads!!!
BA and SA say- yetho nammal aanaa udhavi. Makkalukku konja naal serial paarkarathule irunthu viduthalai. It will be a while for all these people to recover!!! Ensoy, Makkalae Ensoy!!!
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