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royaljatti

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Posted: 05 April 2008 at 1:28pm | IP Logged

i hope u guys can bear with me...this is my first KIT..fan fic! i m more into comical situations..so here it goes!!

After the entire bhaang scenario is over, kanya is not willing to forgive ranbir. she doesnt know that he was challenged and intoxicated. ranbir
is ashamed of what he has done, but realizes that kanya is upset so he doesnt really apologize too convincingly. kanya is busy with chinmay and
quite obviously ignores ranbir. ranbir tells godbole family that he has to take care of some major business deal so he has to leave. he lets
kanya stay behind for sometime. but,he knows that now its almost impossible that kanya will come bak to nanda house. while he is leaving
no one except pammi and anand escort him to the door. shanta tai is making fun of him as usual. kanya is feeling uneasy, but chunnu catches
her attention. so she really doesnt get time to discover her feelings..her true feelings. ranbir thinks to himself in the car that he can survive
pretty well. this is what this relationship was meant to be..a contract. and why feel bad? he never wanted kanya. and now finally,she wont be
in her life. he doesnt have to see her face,hear her voice or put up with her maid. he can go back to his life and things will be back to normal.

after reaching home he is flooded with questions from his mother and family. he confronts them,tells them that he had something very urgent
and that he left kanya because of her friend,chunnu. he goes to his room tries to unpack and then sits down at the edge of his bedroom
window. all he can think about is kanya. he feels her presence in his room. he tries to shake it away. but, no kanya is now a part of him.

one day he decides to go to the bar to drink his misery away with aditya. he gets drunk..really drunk. and drags aditya to kanya's place with
him. then, he gets on the water tank outside kanya's building and starts his act!!


Ran: kud jaunga,phaand jaunga, mar jaunga...hatt jao!
Chawl ppl: arre, kya kar rahe ho?
ran: wohi kar raha hoon, jo laila ne majnu ke liye kia tha, ranjha ne heer ke liye kiya tha aur aaj, aaj ranbir nanda apni kanya
gobar-ghole..oo sorry sorry, kanya nanda ke liye karega..SUICIDE...SUICIDE....
chawl ppl: magar tum suicide kyun karna chahte ho??
ran: arre yeh mat puccho..yeh badi dukh bhari kahani hai. tum logon ki ankhon main ansoo aa jayenge, tumhara dil phatt jayega.
    yeh kanya hai na, merri biwi...merri biwi..hamari shaadi ke baad se hi iski woh phulon ki dukaan aur iske us chikne chunnu ne hamre rishte mein
     bhaanji maar di.
     accha khaasa chal raha tha..lekin nahi!! in logo ki buri nazar ne misundestanding karwa di. ab kanya meri
     shakal bhi nahi dekhti..aur us chunnu ko allo ke parathe khilati hai. arre..maana ki main thoda healthy hun! magar mujhe bhi allo ke parathe
     achhe lagte hain. abb main is duniya mein nahin rahunga. chawl waalo main jaa raha hoon.. bhagwaan main aa raha hoon! good-bye!
chawl ppl: ruko ruko..
ran: ruk jaon? kyun rukk jaon? abb meri life mein rakha hi kya hai. dekhna jab main marr jaonga is chawl mein bohot musibaten aayengi.
    aur sab kucch is buddhi shanta aur us american chu-chu ki wajah se hoga.
         (godbole family  is now in the street except chuunu)
      aa gayi kanya.. kanya!! main ja raha hoon. pammi the mummy!! main jaa rahah hoon.
kan: tumhe jahan jaana hai jao, magar merre ghar ke samne kyun nautanki kar rahe ho? merre ghar walon ki bohot insult kar chuke ho tum
     ...amitabh bachan banke..abb sholay ke dharmendra ki copy karna band karo.
ran: kanya, tumhe lagta hai main nautanki kar rahan hoon. toh theek hai..main abhi jump maarta hon. lekin sun lo..mera bhoot is chawl mein
bhatkega..tum kabhi kissi ki nahi ho paaogi.
kan: tum abb bhi kissi bhoot se kam nahin ho. waise bhi, itni unchai se gir ke tumhare saand jaise sharrer ko kuch nahi hoga..hamare mohalle
ki sadak pe ek bada sa khadda zarror padd jayega.
ran: kanya, tum merri sehet pe nazar kyun lagati ho. mera jism jitna bada hai mera dil bhi utna hi bada hai..aur isme tumhare siwa aur koi nahi
hai
kan: tum kaunsi films dekh ke aa rahe ho?
ran: jabse tum merri life mein aayi ho merri life kissi yash chopra ki film se kamm nahin hai..k..kkkk...kkkk....kanya!!
kan: oho ranbir! kyun shahrukh ban rahe ho? bakwaas band karo.
ran: pehle tum ghar wapas chalo.
kan: nahin, tumne jo mere saath kia he uske baad to main tumhare saat baat bhi nahi karna chahti.
ran: tum itni rude kyun ho yaar? maine kiya hi kya? mujhse zyada to woh chunnu munnu tumhe haath laga raha tha. tum mujhse naraz ho?
kan: tumhari giri hui harkat ki wajah se.
ran: arre, uske liye mujhe tumhare dost ne hi bola tha..challenge kiya tha, aur maine bhi 15 glass bhaang pe ke challenge accept kia.
kan: kya?
ran: arre kya... kya? main ranbir nanda hun..i love challenges. aur phir waise bhi.tumne kiss to karne nahi diya?
kan: ranbir, tum ab merre dost pe ilzaam laga rahe ho?
ran: nahin!! puccho us chapadganjoo ko, hai kahan saala!! nikal bahaar! chin..min.. chinmay godbade...saale! merri life gadbad kar ke kahan
gya.. chal! bahar nikal aur bata kanya ko..ki tum logon ne mujhe uksaya tha!
kan: tum niche aatee ho ki main upar aaon?
ran: accha! tum upar aaogi..aa jao! main puri chawl ke samne iqraar-e-mohabbat karonga.
kan: main tumhari choti(ponytail) kaat doongi!!
ran: yaar, tumhari family ko merre khoobsurat balon se kya problem hai?? jab dekho inke peche pade rehte ho.
       (chinmay comes)
chunu:kanya,yeh kya ho raha hai?
ran: aa gaya saale, chachundar!! chal bata kanya ko ki tune mujhe challenge kia tha,warna yahi se tera pack up kar doonga..aur seedha
   apni shampoo company mein land karega..kambakht.
chunnu: kya?
ran: u heard me!! bata kanya ko..kya hua tha? warna main chodunga nahi..
chunnu: wah! yaar. bhang kya pi li..tu to pakka bewada ho gya.
ran: chupp!
chunnu: kanya! ranbir sahi keh raha hai. maine hi usko challenge kia tha. aur harpal ne usko bhang pilai..aur issi liye usne yeh sab kia.
kan: maggar, chunnu, tumne yeh kyun kia?
chunnu: holi thi...yaar! masti kar rahe the..tum bhi na. chal! usko maaf karde warna aaj raat poora matinee show dekhna padega.
kan: ranbir! tum neeche aa jao..
ran:tum ghar chalogi na mere saath!
kan:nahin!
ran:toh phir main nahi aaonga!! marr jaonga..kanya!! tumko mera aakhri salaam!
kan: daaru pe ke tum bohot buri acting karte ho.
ran: yeh acting nahi hai..main sacchi mein jaan de dunga..
shanta: arre, gainde..bas kar chal..bohot ho gya tera. nicche aa.
ran: pholon ki dukaan..tu toh chupp reh! mere monh matt lag. warna terri toh main watt laga dunga. aaj nahin panga lena.
pooja: ranbir! aa jao niche
pammi: haan jamai raja! aa jao..hum bhejte hain kanya ko aapke saath!!
kanya: pooja di! kya aap bhi? main nahi jaane waali.
pammi: nahin beta, aj toh tumko jana padega.

kan: looking at pooja..di! phir se main phass jaongi!
pooja: dekh na yaar! aisa kar tu chali ja! phir

ran: i m sorry kanya!! but tumko pata hai! main tumse bohot pyaar karta hoon! jab tum ghar pe nahi hoti toh mujhe tumhari bohot yaad ati hai.
    aur jab main office mein hota hoon. toh bhi tumhare baare mein ho sochta rehta hoon. tumne muhje chod diya toh main kahan jaonga?
kan: kya?
ran: i love u! i really love u! waqt laga mujhe realize karne mein..
kan: huh?? (kanya gazing towards him with her mouth open)
ran: munh band karlo kanya! makhi-machhar ghus jaenge! aur mujhe accha nahi lagta jabb koi bhi type ka makhi macchar tumhare pass jaye!
kan: tum nashe mein ho..
ran:nahin! aaj main hosh mein hoon. phir se kahun!! "main ranbir nanda..kanya godbole se bohot pyaar karta hoon, uske bina jee nahi sakta.
   khana kha nahin sakta aur paani pee nahi sakta!!"
kan:oh god! ranbir..mujhe nahin pata tha ki tum inta badal jaoge.
ran: sab tumhari kartoot hai..i mean tumhari wajah se hua hai.
kan: ah! theek hai! tum neeche uttro..aur kapde pack karne mein merri help karo.
ran: kya! main tumhara naukar hun! 12 hazaar crore ki property ka maalik..aur packing..please!
kan:(angry) aate ho!! ya nahin!
ran: accha aata hun!! ruko! maine kaha tha ki harr bimaari ka ilaaj hai, lekin pyaar jaisi bimaari ka koi ilaaj nahin!!

                             (the happy's the ending's)

 



Edited by royaljatti - 05 April 2008 at 2:23pm

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royaljatti

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Posted: 05 April 2008 at 1:57pm | IP Logged
oh god!!kissi ko pasand nahi aaya! lagta hai abb mujhe kabhi ff likhna hi nahi padega!!

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Posted: 05 April 2008 at 2:13pm | IP Logged
omg i loved that.. that was awesome dear... i was laughing the whole time reading this.. i loved the srk immitation kkk kkk kkk kanya hehehe awesome job using the films ... i loved it ] oh and pyar ki presents has been updated =]


Edited by dilkeroshni - 05 April 2008 at 2:14pm

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Posted: 05 April 2008 at 2:14pm | IP Logged
Long, Wonderful, and extremely funny!LOLLOL  Loved it Loved It!!!
Check this Out!

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suganain

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Posted: 05 April 2008 at 2:15pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by royaljatti

oh god!!kissi ko pasand nahi aaya! lagta hai abb mujhe kabhi ff likhna hi nahi padega!!


No.. ppl just have the "No Comment Disorder"LOLLOL thank goodness Sara and I don't!Wink

royaljatti

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Posted: 05 April 2008 at 2:21pm | IP Logged
dilkeroshni and suganain....thanks u guys! for commenting,i was feelin left out!! u guys realli made my day!! Smile

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Posted: 05 April 2008 at 2:23pm | IP Logged
aww grt story ...keep up da good work..:D
salz..x

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Posted: 05 April 2008 at 2:41pm | IP Logged
LOL I love it!!So hilarious!!Perfect mix of love and comedy Embarrassed I just wish Kanya beat chunnu munnu for this harkat Angry

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