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HARDWORK: from a Mathematical Pt. of View

anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 11:23am | IP Logged
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get
you there, Bullsh*t and Ass-kissing will put you over the top.

summer7 Senior Member
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 11:26am | IP Logged

LOLLOL

really good one!ClapClap

anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 11:29am | IP Logged
thnaksBig smile
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 11:32am | IP Logged

This is simply

H+I+L+A+R+I+O+U+S = 8+9+12+1+18+9+15+21+19 = 112% LOLLOLLOL

 

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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 11:34am | IP Logged
good work mysticaSmile
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 11:53am | IP Logged
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 12:56pm | IP Logged
Nice, Anju! Tongue
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 1:07pm | IP Logged
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