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17 ways 2 distract voldy

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Posted: 18 March 2008 at 8:33am | IP Logged
LOLhi evey1 I found this article really funny and i hope u guys wud equally like it- Seventeen Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry Searches for Horcruxes 1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it. LOL 2. Conduct a sance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother. 3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy." Wink 4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently you were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff. LOL 5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins...and then run. Fast. 6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in. 7. ...admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency. Wink 8. Tell him you know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details. LOL 9. Dress up as Dumbledore and say you faked your own death. 10. Start an argument about Harry Potter shipping. 11. Tell him he's adopted and that he's really Hagrid's other half-brother. 12. Tell him Harry is his son and ask him if he's sure he wants to go through with Book 7 now, since it's become "soooo Star Wars."  [i dont agree] 13. Tell him one of his Death Eaters is actually a member of the Order using Polyjuice Potion - but refuse to tell him who it is. 14. If he gets rid of some Death Eaters in the process of figuring this out, then all the better for Harry! Clap 15. Tell him that one of his enemies is plotting against him in the Forbidden Forest. 16. Tell him all about your enemy/rival and how he's nothing compared to them. Perhaps he'll go after them rather than Harry.

17. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully. LOLLOL

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Posted: 18 March 2008 at 12:02pm | IP Logged
lol... it's more like 17 ways of how to get killed by voldemort!! LOL LOL good one though... Clap Clap
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Posted: 18 March 2008 at 1:19pm | IP Logged
17. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully.

^^OMG that's the best!!!!! Clap LOL
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Posted: 19 March 2008 at 2:47am | IP Logged
Originally posted by chhilt

lol... it's more like 17 ways of how to get killed by voldemort!! LOL LOL good one though... Clap Clap


reasonable that!SmileLOL
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Posted: 19 March 2008 at 3:45am | IP Logged

Originally posted by chhilt

lol... it's more like 17 ways of how to get killed by voldemort!! LOL LOL good one though... Clap Clap

thanks everyoneEmbarrassed....the place i got it from is mugglenet.comBig smile

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Posted: 19 March 2008 at 10:22am | IP Logged
They are really hilarious LOL LOL I especially loved the 17th one LOL LOL
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Posted: 19 March 2008 at 11:28am | IP Logged
man they r kewl..hilarious though. LOL
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Oh mugglenet.. I love that place LOL LOL.

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