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Posted: 24 August 2004 at 10:56pm | IP Logged

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

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2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

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5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

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6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

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7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
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8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

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9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure














 





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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 5:43am | IP Logged
good one KanchiLOL
Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 6:49am | IP Logged
The Biggest Joke is that Mr. Bean is actually speaking in these jokes! LOL
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Posted: 25 August 2004 at 6:52am | IP Logged
that is true , in his shows he hardley (well ,never) speaks
kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:44am | IP Logged
Yeah, but he still make us laugh a lotLOL
Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 4:39am | IP Logged
Thats the best part about him Smile
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 8:05am | IP Logged
yeah!i ahve seen all of mr.bean episodes and they r totally funny. LOL Smile
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 10:14am | IP Logged
ya he barely speaks. but he still can make any1 laugh. thats  guy is hillarious. where did u get jokes of Mr bean actually speaking kanchi???? Nice thoughLOL

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