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kal-el

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kal-el

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Posted: 11 March 2008 at 7:16pm | IP Logged
congrats shruti welcome to the hotseat here are my questions enjoy:

What is your real name?

- Why have u chosen for ur username?

- Write one joke that you are sure will make me laugh

- Whats the best dish you can make? and how is that dish made?

- Your most embarrassing moment in life?

- what came first: egg or chicken? support your answer!

- If you could change one thing about yourself then what would it be and why?

- When are you planning to get married? love/arrange?

- Love or Money? Why?

- Do you wear glasses ?

- What comes down but never goes up?

- What did you eat the last time you opened your fridge?

- Have you ever slapped a girl?

- is the first impression the last one in your opinion?

- Do you drive? If so, how many speeding tickets have you got so far?

- When was the last time you felt like slapping someone?

- If given a choice who would you like to ban on this forum?

- Are u getting tired of my questions?

- If you see me, so how would you react ?

- What ice creme flavor do you like the best?

- Which one country would you like to visit if you were given a chance?

- Some easy ones for you here:

- pepsi or coke?
- basketball or football?
- badminton or tennis?
- summer or winter?
- spring or fall?
- mercedes or bmw?
- professional woman or housewife?
- Rain or Sunshine
- apple pie or berry pie?
- blonde or brunette?
- mounds or almond joy?
- burger king or mcdonalds?
- fork or spoon?

- Are you addicted to music? what kind of music do you listen to?

- What movie did you watch last ?

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shruti_5

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shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007

Posts: 9352

Posted: 12 March 2008 at 9:35am | IP Logged

Originally posted by kal-el

congrats shruti welcome to the hotseat here are my questions enjoy: Thank you!!! Embarrassed

What is your real name? - Shruti

- Why have u chosen for ur username? - shruti_5- shruti is my name and birthday is May 5

- Write one joke that you are sure will make me laugh - TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got
married on the same day, same time.

- Whats the best dish you can make? and how is that dish made? -

Chocolate chip cookies

Ingredients:


 

1 1/4 cup Fine Wheat Flour (Maida)
1/2 tsp Baking Soda
1/2 tsp Salt
1/2 cup Butter
1/2 cup Brown Sugar
1/4 cup Sugar
1 small sized Egg
1 tsp Vanilla Essence
1 cup Chocolate Chips
1/2 cup chopped and roasted Walnuts

How to make chocolate chip cookies:

    Mix the flour, baking soda and salt evenly in a bowl. With the mixer running, beat butter, sugar and brown sugar together until creamy. Add the egg and vanilla essence. Now add flour. When flour is fully blended mix the chips and walnuts. Preheat the oven to 190 degrees. On a tray place a large ungreased cookie sheet. Now drop a spoonful of the batter on the sheet 2 inches apart.
  • Bake for 10 -1 2 minutes.


- Your most embarrassing moment in life? - when i fell of a chair in my science class....everyone was basically staring at me for the next half n hour! Embarrassed

- what came first: egg or chicken? support your answer! -  Well i believe both came first because god created everything on earth but, if a chicken came first then that means the egg came first because the chicken has to form in the egg unless it is from the heaven.

- If you could change one thing about yourself then what would it be and why? - I get angry very easily. when i get angry, i would shout at anyone without even thinking. then i regret it!!!

- When are you planning to get married? love/arrange? - marriage is a long time , i m still in grade 10

- Love or Money? Why? - both cuz u need money

- Do you wear glasses ? - yes

- What comes down but never goes up? - your age LOL

- What did you eat the last time you opened your fridge? - apple

- Have you ever slapped a girl? - nope LOL

- is the first impression the last one in your opinion? - there is a scope to rectify your "first impression" and at times there is also a need to do so. There are times when we think that we have made a mistake…we should not have carried ourselves the way we did and then we look forward to one chance to correct our "first impression".

- Do you drive? If so, how many speeding tickets have you got so far? - i dont drive.

- When was the last time you felt like slapping someone? - Yesterday

- If given a choice who would you like to ban on this forum? - noone

- Are u getting tired of my questions? - nope....bring it on! Wink

- If you see me, so how would you react ? - first i would be shocked and then would be really happy to see u!!!

- What ice creme flavor do you like the best? - chocolate

- Which one country would you like to visit if you were given a chance? - My country India

- Some easy ones for you here:

- pepsi or coke?
- basketball or football?
- badminton or tennis?
- summer or winter?
- spring or fall?
- mercedes or bmw?
- professional woman or housewife?
- Rain or Sunshine
- apple pie or berry pie?
- blonde or brunette?
- mounds or almond joy?
- burger king or mcdonalds?
- fork or spoon?

- Are you addicted to music? what kind of music do you listen to? - I am very addicted to music. I like to listen to all hindi songs. I like rock n roll music.

- What movie did you watch last ? - Jodha Akabar....loved it

thanks for the questions!!Smile

-BolNaHalke-

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-BolNaHalke-

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Posts: 26642

Posted: 12 March 2008 at 3:05pm | IP Logged

Woooooo congratz Shruti! Sorry was absent from jokes section for a while..I apologize..but I hope I could still grill you!?

Here they are if you choose too:

Name?
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LOL! What did you think of my come back joke?

haha!!! was just fooling around! Get your moods lightened up a bit!

Will come back with my grill questions!



Edited by frenzgrl129 - 12 March 2008 at 3:43pm

shruti_5

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shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007

Posts: 9352

Posted: 13 March 2008 at 9:41am | IP Logged
Originally posted by frenzgrl129

Woooooo congratz Shruti! Sorry was absent from jokes section for a while..I apologize..but I hope I could still grill you!? - its ok! welcome back!!!! yeah, u can still grill me!!!

Here they are if you choose too:

Name? - Shruti
Name? - Shruti
Name? - Shruti
Name? - Shruti
Name? -Shruti
Name? -Shruti
Name? -Shruti

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LOL! What did you think of my come back joke? - good one!!! LOL

haha!!! was just fooling around! Get your moods lightened up a bit! - yes u did!!!

Will come back with my grill questions! - ok i will wait for it!!Tongue

-BolNaHalke-

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-BolNaHalke-

Joined: 17 February 2006

Posts: 26642

Posted: 15 March 2008 at 10:36am | IP Logged
K Shruti sorry for the delay! Busy with school! LOL!
uhhh!


ok so here are you grilly questions! Sorry if they are burnt but I had to give you something bad and hard! LOL!
Get my joke?--(I know crappy!)

Name:
(LOL only once this time hahaha)
WHO are you:
WHAT are you:
(haha a girl duh)
WHEN did you come to india-forums:
WHERE are you:
HOW did you end up here:
WHY is you log in name Shruti_5:

Favs:
Favorite car:
favorite place:
favorite color:
favorite outfit:
favorite jeans company:
favorite shirt company:
favorite bag company:
favorite shoes company:
favorite overall brand:
favorite person:
favorite quote:
favorite book:
favorite author:
favorite poet:
favorite show:
favorite forum other than jokes:
favorite thing to do:
favorite food:
favorite beverage:
favorite snack:
favorite tv cook:
favorite news host:
favorite news show:
favorite channel:
favorite computer company:
favorite tv company:
favorite phone company:
favorite movie:
favorite actor:
facorite actress:
favorite type of movie:
favorite awards show:
favorite song:
favorite female vocalist:
favorite male vocalist:
favorite emoticon:
favorite star jodi:

Rapid fire:
air conditioner or fan:
tv or computer:
luxury comfort or family comfort:
friends or family:
movies or music:
tv shows or movies:
Hrithik or Shahrukh:
Madhuri or Aish:
Abhiash or Saif and Kareena:
reading or swimming:
reading or excersizing:
Red or pink:
blue or green:
yellow or orange:
white or black:
cars or trains
shopping or sitting at home
being lazy or being active
sportzy or nerdzy:

What is the best joke you ever told:
What is your thought of the perfect guy:
What is your thought of the perfect date:
What is your thought of the perfect day:


shruti_5

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shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007

Posts: 9352

Posted: 15 March 2008 at 11:37am | IP Logged

Originally posted by frenzgrl129

K Shruti sorry for the delay! Busy with school! LOL!
uhhh! - its ok! Wink


ok so here are you grilly questions! Sorry if they are burnt but I had to give you something bad and hard! LOL! - LOL
Get my joke?--(I know crappy!) - LOL

Name: Shruti
(LOL only once this time hahaha) LOL
WHO are you: I am Shruti
WHAT are you: I am a girl alien LOL from planet Mars....thinking of visiting the earth soon LOLWink
(haha a girl duh)
WHEN did you come to india-forums: 29 august 2007
WHERE are you: on planet Mars as i said before Wink
HOW did you end up here: was searching for videos
WHY is you log in name Shruti_5: shruti is my name and my birthdate is May 5

Favs:
Favorite car: Mercedes
favorite place: Home
favorite color: orange
favorite jeans company: all of them
favorite shirt company: all of them
favorite shoes company: all of them
favorite overall brand: all of them
favorite person: My mom
favorite quote: "To be or not to be, that is the question"- Shakespeare
favorite book: "The Giver"
favorite author: Louis Lowry
favorite poet: all
favorite show: Deal or no deal
favorite forum other than jokes: CC
favorite thing to do: coming on IF
favorite food: Indian
favorite snack: French fries
favorite news host: dont watch hindi news
favorite news show: Rock n roll family
favorite channel: ZEE
favorite tv company: not sure
favorite phone company: rogers
favorite movie: TZP
favorite actor: Shahid
facorite actress: Kareena
favorite type of movie: comedy
favorite awards show: Filmfare
favorite song: many to pen down
favorite female vocalist: Sunidhi chauhan
favorite male vocalist: Sonu nigam
favorite emoticon: LOL
favorite star jodi:  Shahid and kareena (even though they r not togetherCry)

Rapid fire:
air conditioner or fan:
tv or computer:
luxury comfort or family comfort:
friends or family:
movies or music: both
tv shows or movies:
Hrithik
or Shahrukh:
Madhuri or Aish:
Abhiash or Saif and Kareena:
reading or swimming:
reading
or excersizing:
Red or pink:
blue or green:
yellow or orange:
white
or black:
cars or trains
shopping or sitting at home
being lazy or being active
sportzy or nerdzy:

What is the best joke you ever told: not sure..cuz i m not thatg funny
What is your thought of the perfect guy: never thought about it
What is your thought of the perfect date: never thought about it
What is your thought of the perfect day: just relax at home and play on computer


All done!! Big smile



Edited by shruti_5 - 21 March 2008 at 8:24am

fly2me

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Posts: 17872

Posted: 17 March 2008 at 12:57pm | IP Logged
Congrats Shurti Clap And i will be back with my set of questions =]

shruti_5

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shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007

Posts: 9352

Posted: 17 March 2008 at 2:45pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by fly2me

Congrats Shurti Clap And i will be back with my set of questions =]

thank you!!!! will wait for ur questions!!! Tongue

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