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Posted: 06 March 2008 at 1:11pm | IP Logged

Tongue

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's favorite Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
AMDON : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

 

TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
AMDON: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
AMDON : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : AMDON!

 

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
AMDON : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
AMDON : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

 

TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?
AMDON : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
AMDON : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 

P.S:Sorry if posted beforeTongue

 

 

 

 

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Posted: 06 March 2008 at 2:36pm | IP Logged
LOL Amazing jokes! LOL
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Posted: 06 March 2008 at 9:58pm | IP Logged

amdon ROFL that kid is cheeky... very funny thanks for sharing... i luved the last one...LOL

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Posted: 07 March 2008 at 12:19am | IP Logged
lol hahaha stupid kid! i love it ;)
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Posted: 08 March 2008 at 11:12am | IP Logged
LOL LOL lol diz is sooo funny!! thanx for sharing!
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LOL LOL they're gr8! t4s
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Posted: 12 March 2008 at 10:18am | IP Logged
those are really very funny..!!.. LOL LOL
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Posted: 12 March 2008 at 12:20pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by kat88

those are really very funny..!!.. LOL LOL

Kat my friend,Hughad no idea that you visited this forumBig smile Welcome aboardLOL I'm new here too!Embarrassed

Thanks a lot everybody for such a positive response to these jokesBig smile

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