All captions are blurry pls send again ...thanks!!ππ
Main phir haazir hoon
Caption these! π
Qwerty defending some of this topics against mahila mandili... πππ
similar to madness after few posts in DM ππ
With featured icon of DM, that too free... apart from hot dates with Deepika/6 packs dudeπ
Karan Johar - Don't beleive in technology just raw effort.
DB, Gauri, SJB - Now thats string oops leg pulling at its best, isn't itπ
Breaking News : World's first car that can chew on sugarcane no gas required., sugar cane hitting market high beating oil prices..... in today's other news bush predicts Laden is hiding in sugarcanes frields in northern Iranπ
Driving fast don't balme me if ma car bites ur car's a*
Who the hell sed I look like a freaking monkey π ππ
My expression says it all... can anyone say they are good while being constipated? but I can...true quality of a presi.
This is just the begining when bride starts talking ππ
Night time drill for grooms after marraige ππ
Pussy in a cup so unfair....take them out before animal control is here... they are so cute..and helpless like most men after marraigeππ
AHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY!!!
Anshu you will be
Fried...
Roasted...
and
Grilled
Enjoy
Saira π
u bhiiiiiiiii ππ welcome if grilled well don't forget to give me some...lolss thanks again Saira!!π³
Thanks Bud, u can also paste your previous question from the other post, will do my best to answer tomorrow...exhausted tonite and also humar bones on temp vacation π³
Edited by raj5000 - 16 years agoThank You Jii..tierd today..am already ZZZing..let me start answering off from here tomorrow,,, sorry have tons this week would justify as much as possibleπ³ sorry to be spoil sport..will make it up for sureπ
Edited by raj5000 - 16 years agoThanks RTH, yeah even am starting to feel some warmth...lolss hope ur wait is not too short lolssssss.... yup let me finish thoese then u can grill some tandoori...π
Haan Haan baarat aayi hai nah...puchoo questions...without even mentioning poor Anshuπ³ lolssssss bold in dark orange Aapki baraat aur hum shamil nahin - ye kaise ho sakta hai????π
Task 1:
Write a funny sher for each of these couples!
will try...btw thanks to net..for most answers...π
Desi babu, English mem
Yeh Item.. Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere izhaar ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti haiπ
English babu, Desi mem
Gum mey yuu marr raha teri nazroo key samney... zamil 911 toh dabaya hota...
kyu kostey mujhe ho, yeh pardeshi ...agar hota mera master angrejj tere jaisa to 9 key baad dial bad 11 kaha dabana sikaya hota...π
ABCD babu, ABCD mem
HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
ABCD babu, Desi gori
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai.π
ABCD mem, Desi chhora
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai
Desi Chhora, Desi gori
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!
Enjaai π
π€£ The net is a treasure trove, innit!!! Maza aa gaya - SJB khush hueen π