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Gift For The Teacher

flora Senior Member
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Joined: 18 June 2004
Posts: 542

Posted: 24 August 2004 at 9:48am | IP Logged
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the
students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.

The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers".
"How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him.

The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy."
"How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also.

The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked.
"No," said the little girl.
So she tasted it again. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy."
LOL

anjuman Senior Member
anjuman
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Joined: 11 June 2004
Posts: 671

Posted: 24 August 2004 at 9:51am | IP Logged

EWWWW , GOOD ONE THOUGH LOLLOL

U r on the roll today Flora, keep it commingWink

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