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Super Granny - Defender Of Justice

flora Senior Member
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Posted: 24 August 2004 at 9:13am | IP Logged
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,she found four males in the act of leaving with her car! She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,preceded to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you scumbags!" Angry

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags in the back of the car and went back and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken up that she couldn't get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why!

A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces further down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter,where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5 feet tall, glasses,and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.
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flora Senior Member
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Posted: 24 August 2004 at 9:13am | IP Logged
Give it up for Girl power.... Age not relevant Wink
Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 24 August 2004 at 9:26am | IP Logged
So true! LOL
anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 24 August 2004 at 9:32am | IP Logged
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