Contestant A:
1. [Man to women] -"Chuma Chuma de de chuma"
[Women to herself]- "Waaaaaaahhhhh now i have to take a 3 hour shower"
2. Preity- "Bache close your eyes!" Hrithink arent you ahsamed looking at people smooching!!" DISGUSTING!
Hrithik-"Comon Preity whats so wrong with that!"
3. Amir- " So Sue how do like our India?"
Sue- " Its so much fun here but this thing can get heavy how do the girls do this 😕 oops i think my back just cracked
4. Pandit jii whats wrong with my head
"well i am sensing that you use ur brain less and you money more for shopping no wonder you poor now"
5. hmmmm? i am thinking hat i need to take a shower becuz peeeeuuuu i smeel really horriable
Contestant B
1. The man: (Whispering) Vinu's getting married.
The woman: Nahin! Yeh nahin ho sakhta... Vinu sirf mera hai
2. Hrithik: (Confused) Arre yeh Nug aur Gracy kya kar rahe hai?
Preity: (Shocked) I'm not sure that the kids should be seing this.
3. Aamir: Wah! Wah! Kya baat hai...
The girl: (Thinking) Yes! Yes! He likes me... not all those girls on IF dying for him... he likes me!
4. The man: Tumhe baat samaj nahin aati... Adi sirf Rida ko chahta hai... woh aur kisi ladki ke baare mein soch hi nahin sakhta.
Udita: (Thinking) Woh Rida ki bacchi... mein usse nahin choroon gi!
5. Dharmendra: Arre yeh Chit Chat ke bachhe... yeh sab pata nahin kab baaz aayege... kab kis ke saath chakar shuru ho jaye pata nahin chalta... aur doosro ko chehrne se to inho fursat hi nahin milti... yeh aaj kal ke bache *sigh* Caghwan tum hi inko sambhalo
Contestant C
1. "oh no!top kissing and see how wierd your daughter hav dressd!"
2. preity:haila dad milk kyun pi raha hain?woh bhi horlicks k saath?
hrithik:woh maine kaha tha na horlicks sab ko bada kar deta hai isliye!
preity:kya?par ek glass-hi to kafi hai na ek din k liye?dad to pura bottke ley kar bethe hain!
3. DJ:to ladkiyon aab batao kon zada khub surat hai?yeh madamji ya mera bike?haan?
4. dad:tum ek gadhe ho....itni bai ho gayi ho abbhi dimag pura khali hai
daughter:aap mujhe complement kyun de rahe ho?
5. hey Jesus aap sab ko ghar,car,wealth sab diya aur mujhko sirf bench?
Contestant D
1.suna hai narendraji(modi) aur soniaji ka kuchh chal raha hai-oh ho samjha karo…
2. preity says-"hrithik agar ness ne mujhe tumhare aur bachhon ke saath dekh liya to na jaane kya sochega."Hrithik says-"preity tumhari to abhi shaadi nahi hui.agar suzanne ne dekh liya to mera kya hoga…main to shaadi shuda hoke bhi kunwara ho jaaonga.."
3. darling sue-yeh sabzi ki bohri leke bilkul gaaon ki chhori lag rahi ho..
4. tumhe kitni baar samjhaoon shakal aur exposing se to tum filmo mein chali nahi-ab akal ladao aur industry mein koi godfather dhoondo…
5. hey bhagwaan-maine hema se kaha thha esha ko filmo mein mat bhejo..meri barso ki mehnat pe paani pher rahi hai…
Contestant E
1. Man: Ek jadooo ki jhappi toh dedu....
Woman: Ufffff tauba tauba....YUCK...Pass the sick bag...😆
2. Priety: Er what am I staring at??
Hritik: Duno, maybe SRK doing Dard E Disco..But you don't see impressed😳
3. Villagers: Wow vegetables on your head.. 😲 are you the world's strongest woman..
Woman: No...Torih ci toh lift karade 😆
4. Man: zara akal tikhane liyak hai 😆
5. Please get me out of this snow..I beg of you..I will drown in it 😲
Last date for voting is Friday Feb. 22,08!!!
SO
VOTE NOW!!!! 😃
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