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Posted: 23 February 2008 at 8:51pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by Shazia_haya

Don't have to answer all if you don't want to….


Which month is your favourite month and why? july the month i was born


Do you like listening to songs? all the time


Do you like to write stories? not often i prefer to read them


If you had a lot of money…would you prefer to work or not work? If you prefer to work…will you plan on getting retired early or late? well i would get bored sitting around so i would prefer to keep busy


Favourite drink? rubicon mango


Favourite snack? donner kebabs


Favourite food? samosa


Favourite word? oi


Favourite phrase? live for nothing die for something


What does the following mean ….they are in French…do not use any translation website or dictionary…just say whatever you remember….or make a guess…and also answer in French the questions asked in French (have to translate the questions too)…(I'm not extremely good in French either….and I tried my best to not make any mistakes…)


Je ne sais pas. erm homer simpson rocks


Tu a dit que tu es beau, est-ce que c'est vrai? erm DOH


Tu aime lire? turn left


Tu aime rire? turn right


Il a manger cinq pommes. managers brain is like 5 potatoes



Say your favourite line from the serial Kyun ki…? Why? aaj tumhare samne karan virani nahin tulsi virani ka beta kara hai, why cos its true


Say your favourite line from the serial Kasauti…? Why? anurag basu chale jao yahaan se, why cos he is always being told to leave someones house poor guy


Say your favourite line from the serial Kahaani…? Why? parvati tum ko mein nahin chorongi why cos they all say it but she always wins


Tell us your favourite scene from the serial Kyun ki….till date? Why? any scene with hiten tejwani cos he is quite powerful in his scenes


Tell us your favourite scene from the serial Kasauti….till date? Why? anurag coming back from the dead i thought he had really died


Tell us your favourite scene from the serial Kahaani….till date? Why? parvati coming back from the dead to get revenge on trishna she looked awesom


Which serial among the three above would you prefer to finish first? Why? none love them


Which serial among the three above would you prefer to finish last? Why? kyunki saas cos its my fav


Whose character would you prefer to act as in the serial:


Kahaani…? Why? none


Kasauti….? Why? anurag basu cos he is always having his heart broken


Kyun ki…? Why? karan cos he is the best


Why do you like to talk about cars? cos i am the worlds best driver


The richest person you've met? erm micheal schumacher


The most not well-off person you've met? me


How many girls were fida on you till date? Including 'small crushes' and '5-minute crush' and all… truthfully 1 just shazia


Now of course you can't control ones likes and dislikes….so how many guys ( who are actually gays-sorry I didn't know how to put it in a better way…) do you know who have been fida on you till date? 0 i hope


Answer the following if you like…it may be rude in a way for me asking….if you think others might get offended with even any one of the following 4 questions then please don't answer all the next four.


Do you think people look better in white/ light color skin or dark (dark as in tan/ brown/ black) skin? light brown


What benefits does a white/ light-colored skin person has? they get the best jobs cos white people always do


What benefits does a dark-colored skin person has? gets to pick the best prison cell


You have white/ light-colored or dark (tan/ brown/ black) skin? light brownish


Was it offensive to ask those questions? not to me


Chinese try to stay away from the sun but English try to go under the sun to tan themselves, why do Chinese want to prevent themselves from getting darker whereas the English want become a little darker? not a clue


Were you a good science student? yes i love physics and chemistry


Anything happened today which you'd like to share? had to buy a new car part the turbo chrger on my work car bustedAngry


Are you the forgetful kind? not usually


Do you believe in destiny? it sucks


How many kids would you prefer to have (don't say that it depends on your wife or anything like that…just say what do prefer…)? 3, 1 girl 2 boys


How can a man or a guy behave like a gentleman? Give 15 ways.

cleanliness

clean shave

smart clothes

open the door for the lady

eat and drink slowly

pay for the stuff

compliment the lady

smile at her

dont belch

dont force her

dont talk to fast

cant think of anymore sowi


How can a woman or a girl behave like a lady? Give 10 ways.

be clean

be kind

dont be rude

smile but not to much

dont show nakhra


Do you agree that if you love your close ones dearly so then they should leave the world before you? (I'm saying that because if you leave before them, they'll be hurt and remain in grief and miss you dearly….so to not make them feel that way, would you prefer that they leave the world before you so then it will be you who will grieve?)<by "you" I don't mean you(nugs)…I mean "you" as in "a person" or "someone"> i wish they didnt have  to but yeah i understand


Are you optimistic or pessimistic? optimistic


Do you live in an apartment or a house? house


How big is it? 4 bedrooms


If it's a house, how many floors is it? Does it have a terrace? 2 floors no terrace


How big is your room? 2.93 metres by 3.14 metres


Do you have a single bed or a king-sized or queen-sized one? double bed


Have you ever had to go overseas for the force? never


How many years had you been trained for to become an officer? 2 years


What's the weather? very windy


What's the temperature? 8 degrees celsius


Have you been to Foxton? where???


How far is Foxton from your place? nevefr heard of it


What kind of person am I? innocent


Describe me in 100 words or else but minimum 90 words-lol… its 3 am later on i will


What is it about me that you don't like? nothing at all (trully)


What is it about me that you like? your innocent out look on life


What do you think about me as (e.g. friend, sister, aunt, grandmom, daughter, etc…) –can be more than one-? very good friend


Are you emotional? yes very


Are you cold hearted? wasnt but since shazia died am more cautious


What's the latest good deed you've done? smashed a guys face in cos he burnt his one month old baby i felt so good


What's the latest bad deed you've done? told my uncle to get stuffed


When do you get offended? if someone doesnt listen to me


Have you ever accidentally offended anyone without meaning to do so? yes a few times


Is the world small or big? Why? small were over crowding it


There's this one line from an old song…


Chordo aanchal, zamana kya kahega.


So add something original in the next line…


todh doh mera dil, zamana kya kahega.


Chordo aanchal, papa tumhara sar podh dehga


And then I guess it's the Bombay Vikings, their song has this line:

Chordo aanchal, zamana kya kahega.
Tum chali jao gi, mar jayeh ga diwana, zamana kya kahega.


So add something original in the following few…:


Chordo aanchal, zamana kya kahega.
mein tumse keh rahi hoon, mar jayeh ga diwana, zamana kya kahega.     


Chordo aanchal, zamana kya kahega.
Tum chali jao gi,aur papa mujhe marenge, zamana kya kahega.


Chordo aanchal, zamana kya kahega.
Tum chali jao gi, mar jayeh ga diwana, toh hum kya karein


oh hooooo bewakoof tum abui tak zinda ho
Tum chali jao gi, mar jayeh ga diwana, zamana kya kahega.


Chordo aanchal, zamana kya kahega.
am out of ideas



Okay I know I can continue to leave blanks for you to answer…but I guess that should be enough…..lol….


You prefer to use a laptop or a computer (the PC)? (I guess you have a very good idea of why I'm asking you this particular question, or do you not?)yeah its easier to use and lighter to carry 


Have you ever shown anyone a fatherly love? yep to my 19 if daughters


Tell us a prank someone played on you. gracy and sapu played a prank here at india forums they told me gracy had fallen for me, i panicked cos i thought she wouldnt be friends if i told her i only wanted to be friends, when they told me i felt embarrased but happy we were friends stillLOL


Tell us a prank you played on someone. my cousin who was 12 i text him a prank joke telling him he had won a pig, he text back saying he didnt want it so itext back saying he had to accept it or he would get into trouble with the RSPCA (royal society prevent cruelty to animals) he went crying to his mom and dad in the end we told him the truth he was so cheesed offLOL


What makes me…. (You can name one thing or as many as you want….since of coz you can't list every single thing, na….)


Smile? memories of shazia


Laugh? gracella


Depressed? work


Relaxed? india forums


Bad? criminals


Guilty? deans death


Sad? shazia's memories


What makes you… (same here…list one or as many as you want…since of coz one can't list everything….)


Smile?


Laugh?


Good?


Bad?


Depressed?


Relaxed?




The next few are yes and no questions only.


Is there anyone in IF who knows you better than your family members (even one family member only)? gracy


Have you even met anyone from IF in real life? no but i speak to sevral members by phone even if they are abroad


Are you planning to go out of town in the next few months? yes on my honeymoon in sept


Will you buy a furniture in the next 6 months? yes from ikea


How many times have you changed the outlook of your room? As in how many times have you redecorated your room. loads of times


How many days are there in one week? 7


How many seconds are there in one year? i dont have clue


How many years are there in one second? 31536000


How many hours old are you? 242568 approx


Do you think there'll be another dose from me? yes,lol


How do you get tired? thinking too much


When do you get tired? no particular time


What's the difference between a motor and a generator? (lol….that's physics…just learnt it myself a few weeks ago) too late in the uk to be this intelectuall, sowi


What would you nickname me (my name's Sumra) besides 'sum'? summy or summer


If you had a sister named Sumra, what would you call her? summit come here


If you had a (long time) neighborhood friend Sumra, what would you call her?summy


If you had a daughter named Sumra, what would you call her? sweetoo


Guess what my family calls me at home? putar yahaan aao


Guess what my friends call me? sum


Which questions of mine made you laugh heartily? all of them


Which questions of mine sounded silly in a good way? the skin colour onesLOL


Which questions of mine sounded silly as in a bad way?none


Which questions of mine were stupid for me to ask? none


Which questions shouldn't have been asked? you may ask what you wish



Kaisa laga yeh saab answer karte waqt? Or ab kaisa lag raha hai? very clever and well thought of by you

PS: Sorry if some questions shouldn't have been asked….

thanks sum

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Posted: 24 February 2008 at 1:06am | IP Logged
Originally posted by kal-el

Originally posted by *VaVaVoom14*

nug lemme ask u questions:

whats wrong with living in the UK? you answered "unfortunately UK" to one of the questions..whats wrong with it here? LOL

@ robina: LMAO what competition have manchester united have 4 wins and  1 loss LOL do tell me LOL 

well the criminals get away with so much, its pointless arresting anyone

when you start paying taxes you will know what i mean

when you have a car you will understand why peopole moan about petrol prices

the hospitals are so bad you go in with maybe something simple like lets say a cold but you will come out with 7 new diseases

public transport is never on time

arsenal are just plain crap

anything else

lol is that it?? lmao tell me a country where its cheaper LOLand "better"....dont moan coz its worse elsewhere at least appreciate what u got man

this is crap anyway..loll...i dont need to have my own car to realise petrol prices..and u always bring this arsenal crap..omg get a life man..this is crap..

anyway i aint saying what i really wanted to say to u coz its a waste of my time Big smile have fun Big smile



Edited by *VaVaVoom14* - 24 February 2008 at 1:48am

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Posted: 24 February 2008 at 4:35am | IP Logged
thx nugs for answering..pata nahin if I'll give you another dose or not....aaj main bohut tired hoon.....lol.....aap ko grill karne ki koshish mein main khood grill ho gayi hoon........and wasn't I the one who had thought for making you sit on the hot seat.....? LOL

I hadn't been this tired myself when I was a MOTW (when I was a new member at the Jokes Section I had been the 1st MOTW and then later I had been a FOTW of the L&R Section)..... LOL


*sigh*


you are awake till 3 am....and you don't get tired answering....?

kal-el

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Posted: 24 February 2008 at 6:36pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by Shazia_haya

thx nugs for answering..pata nahin if I'll give you another dose or not....aaj main bohut tired hoon.....lol.....aap ko grill karne ki koshish mein main khood grill ho gayi hoon........and wasn't I the one who had thought for making you sit on the hot seat.....? LOL

I hadn't been this tired myself when I was a MOTW (when I was a new member at the Jokes Section I had been the 1st MOTW and then later I had been a FOTW of the L&R Section)..... LOL


*sigh*


you are awake till 3 am....and you don't get tired answering....?

wow i tired out a griller how coolLOL me get tired nah wots the point when i die i will sleep for a long time for now i will stay up for as long as possible

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Posted: 24 February 2008 at 7:00pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by kal-el

Originally posted by Shazia_haya

thx nugs for answering..pata nahin if I'll give you another dose or not....aaj main bohut tired hoon.....lol.....aap ko grill karne ki koshish mein main khood grill ho gayi hoon........and wasn't I the one who had thought for making you sit on the hot seat.....? LOL

I hadn't been this tired myself when I was a MOTW (when I was a new member at the Jokes Section I had been the 1st MOTW and then later I had been a FOTW of the L&R Section)..... LOL


*sigh*


you are awake till 3 am....and you don't get tired answering....?

wow i tired out a griller how coolLOL me get tired nah wots the point when i die i will sleep for a long time for now i will stay up for as long as possible

if you are awake 24/7......upur jaldi chale jao geLOL {sorry for that little 'kidding around'Embarrassed}...okay well in reality you can't function for long if you don't sleep enough continously......when it's saturday night I sleep for 12 or even 14 hours and if on saturday I don't have extra classes at school-same there...10-14 hours......since during school days no matter how much I try....I can sleep for 4-5 hours only...which I don't like..... but have to tolerate.....

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Posted: 25 February 2008 at 6:29pm | IP Logged
wow really i sleep for like 5 hours a day

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Posted: 02 March 2008 at 11:00pm | IP Logged
Hey thanks nugs for seating on the hot seat for this long.....hope you had enjoyed it Wink ! Most probably this is the first time the MOTW/ FOTW topic had gone to 8 pages! As far as I can remember the longest was 6 pages long....but I'm not sure Embarrassed .



So the week's over already...and let's wait for the next Member or Friend Of The Week.......keep waiting everyone! Wink


I'm closing this topic now.

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