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nrasheed

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nrasheed

Joined: 31 July 2007

Posts: 3578

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 6:02pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by kal-el

Originally posted by nrasheed

1. whats the one thing you like about britain?manchester united are hear(They have an awesome record, 4 wins and only 1 loss...defintely the team to watch out for)

2. what the one thing you hate about britain?scumbag racists(yeah we have our fair share of that garbage on this side of the atlantic as well)

3. are you religious? why or why not?yes i am but not 100% i do like to read my prayers as much as i can, its good for the soul.(sooo true)

4. whose gonna win the NBA final? (you know the answer to this one i gave it to you buddy)ok for you i will say LA lakers(geeze seee now i knew there was a reason i like you...)

10. what indian soaps do you like?kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi,kasauti zindagi ki,kahaani ghar ghar ki(you actually watch those shows and manage to keep your sanity)

11. What is your all time fav. indian movie? why?dilwale dulhania le jayenge cos thats what my love story was like in the beginning but mine ended tragicallyCry(same fav movie, but its truly heart wrenching that your story was tragic...i feel for yah buddy..)

12. what is the last English moive you watched in the theater?did you like it why or why not?that would be american gangster and i thought it was very good. i like denzel washington.(i like denzel washington he's a solid actor, but i hate gangster moives....so i'll pass on that one)

13. what the wheather like today?its freezing its been like -5 degrees celsius(freezing thats bloody summer for me... in my part of the woods its been like -50 with a windchill )

14. what do you want to be when you grow up?a police officer which i am(thats a rough job....but hats off to you for becoming one...and sticking with it)

18. tell me a good joke?ok well let see,

2 boys are talking and one says my dads a lawyer the other replies honest and the first one replies no the other kind.(thats lol funny, as an ex- law student i can truly appreciate the humour in that one...bravooo....

robinathanks kal for taking the time out and answering and i actually really enjoyed reading your replies....

thanks robina

 

 

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Shazia_haya

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Shazia_haya

Joined: 25 May 2006

Posts: 5368

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 9:24pm | IP Logged
Hey nugs,

the boyfriend/ husband question meant as in do you prefer to be a woman's boyfriend or a husband...I had thought to explain that one but then I told myself it's okay....lol but I didn't mean to ask that in the way you might have thought.....I guess should have expected that since I asked a girl before wife/ girlfriend....she had the same response too......sorry for not explaining earlier...so answer it now...husband/ boyfriend...choose oneLOL

kal-el

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kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

Posts: 10324

Posted: 18 February 2008 at 8:41am | IP Logged
Originally posted by shruti_5

congratulation nug!!!!!! Clap

here are my questions:

How did you land up in IF?

looking for star drama updates


- what sections in IF do you like and visit?

sports,jokes and chit chat

- What is your fav. colour?

red

- What is your best friend's name?

dean james elliot

- If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

world peace,no poverty and make everyone i know happy

- If you could go on a trip where would you like to go?

around the wirld to meet you all

- what countries haveyou traveled to?

wow loads, canada,states,switzerland,dubai,pakistan erm...

- What is your fav. food dish?

samosa chart

- Do you like cooking or helping mom out in the kitchen?

cooking

- If I turned up at your home, and I am vegetarian, what food dish would you serve me?

anything you wish as i can cook loads of things, but a veg dish for me would be spicy spinach, love it

- favourite food:
samosa's

one person you love the most:

shazia

one perosn you hate the most:

all criminals

your favourite colour

red

bollywood actor:

shah rukh khan

favourtie bollywood acteress:

priyanka chopra

favourtie singer:

himesh reshammiya and mohammed rafi

what would you do if you get million dollars?? :

give most of it to my parents but leave enough for me to get an audi r8

What is one thing you can not live without??

my laptop

one food that you are good at cooking:

any dessert

bollywood or hollywood:

bollywood

Chocolates, Cakes, or Ice-cream:

ice cream

best friend(s) on IF:

i have a few but i dont want to name names as its unfair on others, but one i will say is gracella

What do u like the most on I-F?

gracella

What do u hate the most on I-F?

there isnt anyone i hate on if i think???

ur hair color?

black

eye color?

brown

ur height?

6ft

Have u seen a UFO?

no

are u calm?

sometimes

whats the best advice you ever got?

be happy who knows "kal ho na ho" it was naina manam who said that to me.

did u ever get embaressed? if you did tell the story

not really, not of the top of my head.

your favourite smmothie?

yep strawberry

ur favourtie fruit?

mango

ur hobbies?

playing football and watching movies

goals in ur life.

to be remembered for the good things i did.

ur favourtie sport??

FOOTBALL ALL THE WAY

your favourite book?

gangster by lorenzo carcaterra

What would you do if your best friend talked bad about you?

be very upset, if your best friend cant talk to you about you then he is not much of a best friend.

Who inspires you and why?

eric cantona, cos even when he was going through the rough times he kept his head high and caried on.

Are you a family or friends person?

both

Do you have any pets?

not anymore i had 2 parrots

Who do you know tells the best jokes?

erm a few people but i like chris rock he has some of the funiest

In your opinion, what has been the best invention?

electricity

What is the dumbest invention?

mobile phones

Is your room messy?

hell no!!!!

What is the worst injury you ever had?

erm i crashed my car once and i had a broken left leg, broke my left arm in four places, cuts, bruises and fractured my right wrist

What movie do you know all the lines to?

any star wars film and dilwale dulhania le jayenge

What is the last movie you saw?

i just finished watching the new rambo movie

How many times a month do you go to the movies?

3-4 times a month

What is your favorite animal?

cappuchin monkeys or silverback gorillas

What color are your bed sheets?

why??????????????? just kidding they are black

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?

staright

What is the video game that you love the most?

football manager

If you could punch one person who would it be?

too many jerks i have met too name one.

Do you watch cartoons?

yes i love chip and dale

Do you like Star bucks—or do you think it's just overpriced?

love it but it is expensive

What is your favorite smell?

aqua di gio by armarni

What would you do if a random person offered you candy?

say no cos you should never take any thing from strangers

Do you drive?

yes i drive an Audi S4

Have you ever had braces?

yes unfortunatly i looked like jaws from the james bond fikms and i was called robochops at school.

Favorite Ninja Turtle?

leonardo

Do you own a pair of big sunglasses?

no but i got some cool ones

What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?

my teacher miss davies was cute and i loved lego bricks

Have the cops ever taken you home?

yep all the time cos i am a police officer so i take my self home.lol

Have you ever hit a deer?

never

Have you ever gone to class drunk?

i dont drink alcohol so no point, but i have a weird reaction to apple juice which makes me seem drunk. dont know why.

What color is your room?

the walls are all different colours to reflect my moods, i have one which is red one is black one is forest green and the other is blue.

Are you taller than your mom?

yes.lol mom is 5ft 5 and i am 6ft

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?

erm i would say bright yellow

What kind of cell phone do you have?

nokia N95 V

Is their any animal that creeps you out?

spiders they scare the living bejesus out of me.


What is the one thing you cant live without?

my laptop.

who do you hate the most in ur life?

all criminals i encounter

who do you love the most in your life?

shazia

If someone grants you three wishes, what would they be?

world peace,no poverty and all my family and friends are happy.

What is the best thing thats ever happened to you?

when i met shazia

pick one:

pink/blu blu
orange/yellow orange
outside/inside outside
up/down up
boy/gurl girl
frend/girlfrend friend
srk/ amitabh srk
one/two one
clothes/shoes clothes
earings/belts belts
preppy/casual casual
songs/movies movies
people/animals people
nice/mean nice
tall/short tall
fat/fatter fat

rate the following out of ten. ten being the highest.

srk: 8
rani:7
preity:7
brad pitt:6
amitabh:8
abhishek:2
ashwariya rai:8
bipasha basu:7
emran hashmi:5
barney:9
big bird:9
spongebob:1

wht makes you cry? losing people i love
wht makes you happy? meeting my friends and family
wht makes you sad? being alone
wht makes you sleep? not much
wht makes you wanna answer all my Q's? erm cos you asked and i dont like being meanie
wht makes you drowsy? not sleeping much
wht makes you drink water? thirst

do you like my questions??? yes they were very inquisitive, thanks shruti.


kal-el

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kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

Posts: 10324

Posted: 18 February 2008 at 8:43am | IP Logged

Originally posted by frenzgrl129

Ohhhh so now its your turn kal-el?
You grilled me now its your turn...woooo!LOLlookin forward to it

Ready?-(of course you do NOT have to answer any you don't want to but it would be great if you did!)dont worry will answer all of them

What is your name? nughman
Where do you live?united kingdom (sheffield)
How many sibs do you have? 2 sisters
What kind of car do you drive? Audi S4
What color is it? Jet Black
Is it new? yes
Do you like to read? yes
What kind of books do you like? any kind except horrors
Who is your favorite author? rohld dahl and lorenzo carcaterra
Did you like school/or do you like school? yes i did
Would you say you were cool in school? nope neither popular or unpopular
Do you have pets? and if so, How many? 0
Favorite song? at the min tera saath hai kitna pyaara
Favorite movie? dilwale dulhania le jayenge
Favorite actor? srk
Favorite actress?priyanka chopra
Favorite villian? amrish puri
Old movies or new movies? both
What type of food do you like?desi food, especially samosa's
What is your favorite dish? samosa chart
Who is your favoite TV chef? erm havent got one really but i think gordon ramsey is hillarious
Can you cook? yes
What is the best dish you have made? erm something like a hot biryani
Can you whistle? yes but not a loud whistle
What television soap is your favorite? english i would say eastenders and desi i would say kasauti zindagi ki
What is your favorite comic show? havent got one
Favorite comedian? chris rock
Favorite website other than india-forums? www.manutnited.com
YIM or MSN IM?-which do you like better?msn
Favorite awards show?--Ex/Filmfare, filmfare
Favorite animal species? monkeys
Favorite animal? cappuchin monkey
Favorite beverage? rubicon mango juice
Top five gossips you found interesting in the last 2 weeks?

man utd might sign hatem ben arfa and karim benzema from lyon for 40 million pounds
cristiano ronaldo is becoming better than george best
knife crime is up in london
my sister is having a root canal at the dentist
i am getting married in september

make an acronym( I think that is the word) for this:

Kool

Awesome

Loveable

Energetic

Lover

What are your favorite emoticons? laughing,smiling,big smile,
What is your favorite color? red
What kind of things do you like to do for passtime? play football watch movies
What are your favorite hobbies? playing football
Have you ever written a song? nope
Have you ever written a poem? yes but cant read it out its private sowi
What is your favorite song? at the moment its tera saath hai kitna pyaara
What is your favorite band? dont have one
Who is your favorite singer-male? atif aslam
Who is your favorite singer-female? alyssia
Who is your favorite composer? dont have one
Do you like clubbing?--NO not people on the head!-LOL, lol no i dont am not a party person
Do you like parties or studying/working? working then just relaxing
Are you dedicated to your job or schooling? job
Are you in a relationship or married? nope am single
Are you a good public speaker? hell no i go all shy
Do you like going to weddings/engagements/etc.. nope they do my head in after 30 mins
Do you like superheroes? yes
Who is your favorite? superman and wolverine
Favorite super-villian? erm magneto
Favorite catch-phrase you like saying? oi!!!!
Favorite catch-phrase yo uheard other say? chal hath or haaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww

Alright can't think of anything else!
Will come back if I do!
Have fun answering!
And thanks for grilling me in the past .. had fun!
Congratz to you!

aww thank you for the questions


kal-el

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kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

Posts: 10324

Posted: 18 February 2008 at 8:44am | IP Logged

Originally posted by x-lima96-x

Congo Clap Wink
So....
Hmmm...
Uhhh....
Let me see...

Do u like ice cream? yes love it
Sweets/chocolate CHOC
tea/coffee COFFEE
Kind/mean KIND
Honest/liar HONEST
Me/u  YOU
Science/maths SCIENCE
Maths/english MATHS
Bengali/french BENGALI
Us/uk UK
Tv/laptop LAPTOP
Reading/internet INTERNET
Sports/ur life  SPORTS
Disney/nick DISNEY
Siggy/avi AVI
Glitter/makeup LOL NEITHER
Boy/girl GIRL
Miley cyrus/Ashely tisdale WHO??????????/
Indian/english INDIAN


Dats it 4 now

thanks for the questions lima
Byexxx

shruti_5

IF-Rockerz

shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007

Posts: 9352

Posted: 18 February 2008 at 9:04am | IP Logged
Originally posted by kal-el

Originally posted by shruti_5

congratulation nug!!!!!! Clap

here are my questions:

How did you land up in IF?

looking for star drama updates


- what sections in IF do you like and visit?

sports,jokes and chit chat

- What is your fav. colour?

red

- What is your best friend's name?

dean james elliot

- If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

world peace,no poverty and make everyone i know happy

- If you could go on a trip where would you like to go?

around the wirld to meet you all

- what countries haveyou traveled to?

wow loads, canada,states,switzerland,dubai,pakistan erm...

- What is your fav. food dish?

samosa chart

- Do you like cooking or helping mom out in the kitchen?

cooking

- If I turned up at your home, and I am vegetarian, what food dish would you serve me?

anything you wish as i can cook loads of things, but a veg dish for me would be spicy spinach, love it

- favourite food:
samosa's

one person you love the most:

shazia

one perosn you hate the most:

all criminals

your favourite colour

red

bollywood actor:

shah rukh khan

favourtie bollywood acteress:

priyanka chopra

favourtie singer:

himesh reshammiya and mohammed rafi

what would you do if you get million dollars?? :

give most of it to my parents but leave enough for me to get an audi r8

What is one thing you can not live without??

my laptop

one food that you are good at cooking:

any dessert

bollywood or hollywood:

bollywood

Chocolates, Cakes, or Ice-cream:

ice cream

best friend(s) on IF:

i have a few but i dont want to name names as its unfair on others, but one i will say is gracella

What do u like the most on I-F?

gracella

What do u hate the most on I-F?

there isnt anyone i hate on if i think???

ur hair color?

black

eye color?

brown

ur height?

6ft

Have u seen a UFO?

no

are u calm?

sometimes

whats the best advice you ever got?

be happy who knows "kal ho na ho" it was naina manam who said that to me.

did u ever get embaressed? if you did tell the story

not really, not of the top of my head.

your favourite smmothie?

yep strawberry

ur favourtie fruit?

mango

ur hobbies?

playing football and watching movies

goals in ur life.

to be remembered for the good things i did.

ur favourtie sport??

FOOTBALL ALL THE WAY

your favourite book?

gangster by lorenzo carcaterra

What would you do if your best friend talked bad about you?

be very upset, if your best friend cant talk to you about you then he is not much of a best friend.

Who inspires you and why?

eric cantona, cos even when he was going through the rough times he kept his head high and caried on.

Are you a family or friends person?

both

Do you have any pets?

not anymore i had 2 parrots

Who do you know tells the best jokes?

erm a few people but i like chris rock he has some of the funiest

In your opinion, what has been the best invention?

electricity

What is the dumbest invention?

mobile phones

Is your room messy?

hell no!!!!

What is the worst injury you ever had?

erm i crashed my car once and i had a broken left leg, broke my left arm in four places, cuts, bruises and fractured my right wrist

What movie do you know all the lines to?

any star wars film and dilwale dulhania le jayenge

What is the last movie you saw?

i just finished watching the new rambo movie

How many times a month do you go to the movies?

3-4 times a month

What is your favorite animal?

cappuchin monkeys or silverback gorillas

What color are your bed sheets?

why??????????????? just kidding they are black

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?

staright

What is the video game that you love the most?

football manager

If you could punch one person who would it be?

too many jerks i have met too name one.

Do you watch cartoons?

yes i love chip and dale

Do you like Star bucks—or do you think it's just overpriced?

love it but it is expensive

What is your favorite smell?

aqua di gio by armarni

What would you do if a random person offered you candy?

say no cos you should never take any thing from strangers

Do you drive?

yes i drive an Audi S4

Have you ever had braces?

yes unfortunatly i looked like jaws from the james bond fikms and i was called robochops at school.

Favorite Ninja Turtle?

leonardo

Do you own a pair of big sunglasses?

no but i got some cool ones

What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?

my teacher miss davies was cute and i loved lego bricks

Have the cops ever taken you home?

yep all the time cos i am a police officer so i take my self home.lol

Have you ever hit a deer?

never

Have you ever gone to class drunk?

i dont drink alcohol so no point, but i have a weird reaction to apple juice which makes me seem drunk. dont know why.

What color is your room?

the walls are all different colours to reflect my moods, i have one which is red one is black one is forest green and the other is blue.

Are you taller than your mom?

yes.lol mom is 5ft 5 and i am 6ft

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?

erm i would say bright yellow

What kind of cell phone do you have?

nokia N95 V

Is their any animal that creeps you out?

spiders they scare the living bejesus out of me.


What is the one thing you cant live without?

my laptop.

who do you hate the most in ur life?

all criminals i encounter

who do you love the most in your life?

shazia

If someone grants you three wishes, what would they be?

world peace,no poverty and all my family and friends are happy.

What is the best thing thats ever happened to you?

when i met shazia

pick one:

pink/blu blu
orange/yellow orange
outside/inside outside
up/down up
boy/gurl girl
frend/girlfrend friend
srk/ amitabh srk
one/two one
clothes/shoes clothes
earings/belts belts
preppy/casual casual
songs/movies movies
people/animals people
nice/mean nice
tall/short tall
fat/fatter fat

rate the following out of ten. ten being the highest.

srk: 8
rani:7
preity:7
brad pitt:6
amitabh:8
abhishek:2
ashwariya rai:8
bipasha basu:7
emran hashmi:5
barney:9
big bird:9
spongebob:1

wht makes you cry? losing people i love
wht makes you happy? meeting my friends and family
wht makes you sad? being alone
wht makes you sleep? not much
wht makes you wanna answer all my Q's? erm cos you asked and i dont like being meanie
wht makes you drowsy? not sleeping much
wht makes you drink water? thirst

do you like my questions??? yes they were very inquisitive, thanks shruti.


thanks a lot for answering,nug!! really liked ur answers!!

kal-el

IF-Sizzlerz

kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

Posts: 10324

Posted: 18 February 2008 at 5:37pm | IP Logged
awww your welcome

nrasheed

IF-Dazzler

nrasheed

Joined: 31 July 2007

Posts: 3578

Posted: 18 February 2008 at 9:52pm | IP Logged

hey did you think the coast was clear that i really wouldnt come back with my anal questionsLOL, well think again buddy....feel free to not answer any qestions that you feel are tooo personal....

21. How many languages can you speak?

22. what cities in Pakistan have you visited?

23 What city in Pakistan was your fav. and why?

24. how fast have you driven?

25. have you ever played the Wii?

26.have you ever played the playstations? which version?

27. did you like Spiderman 3? why or why not?

28.If you answered yes to question 27 what happened to Sandman's daughter?

29. Have you seen all of the X-men moives?

30 if you answered yes to question 29 which was your fav. and why?

31. Whats your usual morning meal?

32. has your life changed after 9/11? why or why not..

33. Its quite interesting that you dont like Britain do you care to elaborate why that is?

34. Have you seen the moive "the Kingdom"

35. Have you ever given anyone a ticket? if yes how many times?

36.Do you believe in the death penelty? why or why not?

37. How many hrs of sleep do you need to function like a normal human being?LOL

38. Do you think money is important?Evil Smile

39. do you prefer to spend or save? back up your answer please.

40. Care to make a statement about my questions..LOL

41.hey did you hug your mom today? if not please doo soo, for moms sooo deserve to know that their kids are never to old to show them that they care...(this is something i ask all my motw to dooo thanks in adavance kalel)

hope i wasnt too hard on you....feel free to pm me and tell me off. no hard feeling.LOL scouts honor...

regards

robina 



Edited by nrasheed - 18 February 2008 at 9:56pm

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