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shruti_5

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shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007

Posts: 9352

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 8:22am | IP Logged

congratulation nug!!!!!! Clap

here are my questions:


-How did you land up in IF?
- what sections in IF do you like and visit?
- What is your fav. colour?
- What is your best friend's name?
- If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?
- If you could go on a trip where would you like to go?
- what countries haveyou traveled to?
- What is your fav. food dish?
- Do you like cooking or helping mom out in the kitchen?
- If I turned up at your home, and I am vegetarian, what food dish would you serve me?
- favourite food:

one person you love the most:
one perosn you hate the most:
your favourite colour
bollywood actor:
favourtie bollywood acteress:
favourtie singer:
what would you do if you get million dollars?? :
What is one thing you can not live without??
one food that you are good at cooking:
bollywood or hollywood:
Chocolates, Cakes, or Ice-cream:
best friend(s) on IF:
What do u like the most on I-F?
What do u hate the most on I-F?
ur hair color?
eye color?
ur height?
Have u seen a UFO?
are u calm?
whats the best advice you ever got?
did u ever get embaressed? if you did tell the story
your favourite smmothie?
ur favourtie fruit?
ur hobbies?
goals in ur life.
ur favourtie sport??
your favourite book?
What would you do if your best friend talked bad about you?

Who inspires you and why?

Are you a family or friends person?

Do you have any pets?

Who do you know tells the best jokes?

In your opinion, what has been the best invention?

What is the dumbest invention?

Is your room messy?

What is the worst injury you ever had?

What movie do you know all the lines to?

What is the last movie you saw?

How many times a month do you go to the movies?

What is your favorite animal?

What color are your bed sheets?

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?

What is the video game that you love the most?

If you could punch one person who would it be?

Do you watch cartoons?

Do you like Star bucks—or do you think it's just overpriced?

What is your favorite smell?

What would you do if a random person offered you candy?

Do you drive?

Have you ever had braces?

Favorite Ninja Turtle?

Do you own a pair of big sunglasses?

What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?

Have the cops ever taken you home?

Have you ever hit a deer?

Have you ever gone to class drunk?

What color is your room?

Are you taller than your mom?

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?

What kind of cell phone do you have?

Is their any animal that creeps you out?

What is the one thing you cant live without?

who do you hate the most in ur life?

who do you love the most in your life?

If someone grants you three wishes, what would they be?

What is the best thing thats ever happened to you?

pick one:

pink/blu
orange/yellow
outside/inside
up/down
boy/gurl
frend/girlfrend
srk/ amitabh
one/two
clothes/shoes
earings/belts
preppy/casual
songs/movies
people/animals
nice/mean
tall/short
fat/fatter

rate the following out of ten. ten being the highest.

srk:
rani:
preity:
brad pitt:
amitabh:
abhishek:
ashwariya rai:
bipasha basu:
emran hashmi:
barney:
big bird:
spongebob:

wht makes you cry?
wht makes you happy?
wht makes you sad?
wht makes you sleep?
wht makes you wanna answer all my Q's?
wht makes you drowsy?
wht makes you drink water?

do you like my questions???

Enjoy the hot seat and congratz once again, nug!!Smile

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-BolNaHalke-

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Posts: 26829

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 8:35am | IP Logged
Ohhhh so now its your turn kal-el?
You grilled me now its your turn...woooo!

Ready?-(of course you do NOT have to answer any you don't want to but it would be great if you did!)

What is your name?
Where do you live?
How many sibs do you have?
What kind of car do you drive?
What color is it?
Is it new?
Do you like to read?
What kind of books do you like?
Who is your favorite author?
Did you like school/or do you like school?
Would you say you were cool in school?
Do you have pets? and if so, How many?
Favorite song?
Favorite movie?
Favorite actor?
Favorite actress?
Favorite villian?
Old movies or new movies?
What type of food do you like?
What is your favorite dish?
Who is your favoite TV chef?
Can you cook?
What is the best dish you have made?
Can you whistle?
What television soap is your favorite?
What is your favorite comic show?
Favorite comedian?
Favorite website other than india-forums?
YIM or MSN IM?-which do you like better?
Favorite awards show?--Ex/Filmfare
Favorite animal species?
Favorite animal?
Favorite beverage?
Top five gossips you found interesting in the last 2 weeks?

make an acronym( I think that is the word) for this:

K

A

L

E

L

What are your favorite emoticons?
What is your favorite color?
What kind of things do you like to do for passtime?
What are your favorite hobbies?
Have you ever written a song?
Have you ever written a poem?
What is your favorite song?
What is your favorite band?
Who is your favorite singer-male?
Who is your favorite singer-female?
Who is your favorite composer?
Do you like clubbing?--NO not people on the head!-LOL
Do you like parties or studying/working?
Are you dedicated to your job or schooling?
Are you in a relationship or married?
Are you a good public speaker?
Do you like going to weddings/engagements/etc..
Do you like superheroes?
Who is your favorite?
Favorite super-villian?
Favorite catch-phrase you like saying?
Favorite catch-phrase yo uheard other say?

Alright can't think of anything else!
Will come back if I do!
Have fun answering!
And thanks for grilling me in the past .. had fun!
Congratz to you!


*~Sapna~*

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*~Sapna~*

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Posts: 6550

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 10:28am | IP Logged
yay...me will be here with my questions soon...I love to see Nug getting bugged LOL

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Joined: 31 March 2007

Posts: 1870

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 1:59pm | IP Logged
Congo Clap Wink
So....
Hmmm...
Uhhh....
Let me see...
Do u like ice cream?
Sweets/chocolate
tea/coffee
Kind/mean
Honest/liar
Me/u LOL
Science/maths
Maths/english
Bengali/french
Us/uk
Tv/laptop
Reading/internet
Sports/ur life LOL
Disney/nick
Siggy/avi
Glitter/makeup
Boy/girl
Miley cyrus/Ashely tisdale
Indian/english

Dats it 4 now
Byexxx

kal-el

IF-Sizzlerz

kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

Posts: 10324

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 3:32pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Shazia_haya

 

Did you all miss grilling someone?

I know you did!

That's why I (Sumra a.k.a. shazia_haya) am here with your new

I've noticed you all aren't quite enjoying grilling your fellow Friends these few weeks. Why is that so? You don't like them?

Sorry…I was just kidding around….hope no one minds that…..after all why are we here at the Jokes Section? To joke around of course!! Okay I won't say anything hurtful <smiles please>…but to prove to me that you are really enjoying "grilling" your Friend, you should make long lists of questions now. All kinds are acceptable. Silly, weird, boring, interesting……..just any kind of question is fine….

So add more fuel to your lists of questions this time again.

That's because this time it's harder to grill this Friend because this time this Friend is not from outside of our town (i.e. Jokes Section) but from the inside! This time it's our local Friend. And not only friend but a Special Friend. This friend is our VIP Friend!

Before I tell you who our Friend is, let me give you a few clues… (let's see how smart you are)

The Friend lives in UK.

The Friend loves Indian movies to the core.

The Friend likes to watch TV (star dramas and Bollywood movies).

The Friend's down to earth.

The Friend likes to read.

The Friend likes football.

The Friend is quite popular especially in two of the sections at the General Discussion Sections, the Sports section and the Jokes section.

The Friend has posted awesome topics in the Jokes Section.

The Friend is a special member of the Jokes Section.

The Friend is a male.

And yes…….you've got him you've guessed it right….

So let me announce officially who our Special VIP Friend is...

…hold on….

…before I announce I want some music first …

…please turn on the music please…can you make the volume louder….yah…that's fine thank you…

Okay so let me announce…

…the most awaiting moment is about to be over now…

…he is the one and only:

-

Do BOMBARD him with questions!! It's your Special chance to grill your Special Friend. Don't miss this great opportunity out!

I will be back with my list later…(This time for sure!)

LOLhi sum, thanks for the post it was very entertaining and colourful,

kal-el

IF-Sizzlerz

kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

Posts: 10324

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 3:49pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by nrasheed

hey hey kalel look whose on the hot seat, this is funtastic cant wait to grill you till your charcole buddy...so enjoy your week and congrats...

robina...so ready for your first set of questions? here we gooooo....

1. whats the one thing you like about britain?manchester united are hear

2. what the one thing you hate about britain?scumbag racists

3. are you religious? why or why not?yes i am but not 100% i do like to read my prayers as much as i can, its good for the soul.

4. whose gonna win the NBA final? (you know the answer to this one i gave it to you buddy)ok for you i will say LA lakers

5. what do you do on weekends?if i am not working then either watch movies and play football

6. are you a student?if yes what are you studying?no

7. how did you find IF?i was looking for updates for star plus dramas and i googled it,

8. who is your best friend on IF?why?my best friend thats gracella cos she pms me everyday to see how i am and keeps me smiling.

9. the sports sections is relatively deserted why is that?cos people are lazy, they neither watch sports nor take part in it, which is sad i must say, come on people come to the sports section and enjoy

10. what indian soaps do you like?kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi,kasauti zindagi ki,kahaani ghar ghar ki

11. What is your all time fav. indian movie? why?dilwale dulhania le jayenge cos thats what my love story was like in the beginning but mine ended tragicallyCry

12. what is the last English moive you watched in the theater?did you like it why or why not?that would be american gangster and i thought it was very good. i like denzel washington.

13. what the wheather like today?its freezing its been like -5 degrees celsius

14. what do you want to be when you grow up?a police officer which i am

15. what makes you smile?love

16. what makes you angry?criminals

17. what makes you laugh?chit chat

18. tell me a good joke?ok well let see,

2 boys are talking and one says my dads a lawyer the other replies honest and the first one replies no the other kind.

19. what is your fav. restaurant?akbars international in bradford

20 how often do you eat out in a week?none cos i like my moms cooking to much,

okay i'll be back and thats a promise... enjoy...

robina

thanks robina

 

 

kal-el

IF-Sizzlerz

kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

Posts: 10324

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 4:28pm | IP Logged

LOL

Originally posted by Shazia_haya


When's your birthday?
12 july

How old are you?

27


What's your real name?

nughman


What's your full name?

nughman zayyan jan


Who named you?

mom and grampy


Does your name mean anything I other languages?

If yes then in which language and what does it mean? i think it mean roseEmbarrassed


Which internet games do you play/ used to play?

i dont like net games cos they have loads fo virus's i only play one game and its called football manager


Which country are you from?

united kingdom unfortunatly


Which country do you live in?

united kingdom


Which country were you born in?

united kingdom


Which is your favorite brand for electronics?

sony


Which is your favourite brand for clothing?

nike


Which is your favourite chocolate brand-I guess they aren't exactly brands but something else…lol…but I'll just leave it as brand?

erm cadburys


Your favourite joke?

2 boys chatting one says to the other my dads a lawyer and the other replies honest the first one replies nah the other kind


Your favourite joke from India-Forums's Jokes section (please no one should be offended here because everyone's got their own taste)?

anything really but i like to look out for bollywood ones


Your favourite section from the General Discussions? well other than jokes and sports cos i mod them i love chit chat


Your favourite forum?

india forums


Your most memorable moment on IF?

 getting married to naina as a joke and adopting 19 daughters


Your most embarrassing moment on IF?

getting bugged by gracy and sapu and falling for it big time


What do you like to eat for dessert?

erm ice cream or cheescake


Which is one of your favourite novels?

i like anybook by lorenzo carcaterra but my fav book is gangster its brilliant


What do you wish or hope to dream about before going to sleep?

shazia my one true loveCry


What do you do when you have a chance to stay at home alone, even for a mere half an hour only?

watch a movie LOL


Where do you like to go usually?

to my home city Birmingham


Do(Did) you (used to) like school?

yep cos i loved meeting up with shazia and my friends


Which are/ were your subjects?

we had all the traditional ones like maths,science,english,phys ed,geography,history....so on


Which subjects do (did) you (used to) like?

i liked physics,chemistry and geography


Which subjects you don't (didn't) like?

english like i care about shakespear the man was a plonker


Who are you close to in your family?

my middle sister


Do you watch Indian serials? If yes then which ones?

i watch most star dramas


Do you watch American or English serials? If yes then which ones?

i watch 24,prison break,lost,smallville,eastenders


Which type of music do you like?

bollywood


Do you like the way your parents treat you?

yep good or bad they know best


How do you behave with people when they are jealous of you?

dont care they will get over it


How do you behave with people even after they insult you?

just keep my distance, no point being where your not wanted


How do you behave with people when they praise you?

no diffferent cos they praise you one second and tun on you the next


Do you like your surroundings?

i hate uk so no i dont


Are you the neat-type or the messy-type?

neat i hate mess


What do you do?

clean up quickly


Where do you usually go at IF (India-forums)?

first i check my pms, then go to my mod sections after that to chit chat


How'd you came to know about IF?

google


Why do you come to IF?

to get updates on my fav soaps and to meet my friends and mostly to annoy sapnaLOL


How many brother(s) and sister(s) do you have?

2 sisters 0 brothers


Are any of them married?

no


What's your ranking among your brother(s) and sister(s)? (for example are you the oldest, second oldest, youngest, third youngest, etc...)

am the oldest 27, sister 1 is 24, sister 2 is 21


What do you do in your free time?

play football or watch movies


Do you call anyone a brother or a sister and you really mean it by heart even though they aren't your blood-relatives?

yep on if all the time on if, i have 19 daughters 4 sisters, 1 brother and a wifeLOL


Which countries do you want to visit or visit again?

canada,switzerland and pakistan


Where'd you want to go for your honeymoon?

wherever my wife chooses but me personally mybe the tangiers


What's your favourite color?

red


Do you prefer to live alone or with your parents/ family or with you future wife and/or children or your husband, children and in-laws?

whatever my wife wants me, for me it would be with my parents


Do you want to get married?

yep


Do you dream about getting married?

i used to dont anymore 


Do you want to live in a house or an apartment/ flat?

house


Do you read newspapers? Name them.

yes, sun,mirror,mail and times


Do you read any magazines? Name them.

man utd,match,


Which airlines have you used so far to travel (local and abroad)?

air canada,swiss air and P.I.A,emirates


Which countries have you traveled to till date?

quite a few i have done a 9 month tour of the world, went to about 26 countries i think altogether


What's your favourite dish?

samosa chart


What's your favourite cuisine?

anything made by my mom


What do you like to see in the morning?

a bright crystal clear sky


Any dream you would like to share?

erm... not really i try not to dream too much its painful for me.


Your favourite song?

i like to many to name them but right now i would say tera saath hai kitna pyaara


Your favourite movie?

dilwale dulhania lejayenge


Your most embarrassing moment?

getting bugged by gracy and sapu


Your most cherished moment?

falling in love with shazia


Your most depressing moment?

shazia passing away


At which moment would you hope to die/ How do you want to die?

after i have made my peace with everyone and as to how maybe going at top speed in my car very quickly too


Are you afraid of dieing?

no as one day it will happen to all of us so whats the point of being scared


Have you ever been on a diet?

yes


Why aren't you grilled here yet…or are you?

i am by you guys


How do you get annoyed?

people breaking the law


How can you get grilled?

by becoming a motw


When do you mind people?

when i want to be alone


Do you dislike anyone?

yes a lot of people


Do you dislike anyone from IF?

as far as i know. NO


What type of music do you like?

bollywood


How many guys or people who are male have you seen on IF-I'm asking this because the majority on IF are females-(guys don't mind this okay….even though there might not be anything to mind but I'm just saying it just in case)?






Choose one from each…


Notebook/ Computer


Plastic bag/ Paper bag


Friends/ Teachers


Horse/ Hamster


Coke/ Pepsi


Towel/ Handkerchief


Pen/ Pencil


India/ Pakistan


Cricket/ Hockey


School/ Work


Dad/ Mom both


Grandfather/ Grandmother both


Comb/ Brush


Gel/ Oil


Sofa/ Chair


Water/ Juice


Vanilla/ Chocolate


Bath/ Shower


Wife/ Girlfriend


Husband/ Boyfriend ConfusedLOL ok i would be husband


Arranged marriage/ Love marriage


Live/ Die


Family/ Friends both


Home/ School


Asia/ Europe


India-forums/ MSN




Answer the first thing which comes into your head...


Dark red- my car seats


Bright pink- ridu's birthday dress


Orange- fruit


Dark black- my car colour


Bright white- heaven


Yellow- lemon drizzle cake


Dark brown- chocolate


Bright silver- platinum ring


Gold- jewlery




Describe yourself with each letter of your name.....



N ever negative


U ncompromising


G reat


G reat human being


Y oung forever



Now my unique question…lol…I've never seen anyone ask this kind of question anywhere so I feel like it's like my question or something-sorry if that was offensive, didn't mean it to be…hope no one minds that…


Which song will you dedicate to your fellow Jokes Section's Members.


Type/ Give/ Paste the lyrics as well.

will comeback for this


thanks for the questions sumra



Edited by kal-el - 18 February 2008 at 8:48am

kal-el

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kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

Posts: 10324

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 5:52pm | IP Logged

sorry mistake



Edited by kal-el - 18 February 2008 at 8:49am

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