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Shazia_haya

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Shazia_haya

Joined: 25 May 2006

Posts: 5368

Posted: 16 February 2008 at 10:27pm | IP Logged

 

 

 

Did you all miss grilling someone?

 

 

I know you did!

 

 

That's why I (Sumra a.k.a. shazia_haya) am here with your new

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've noticed you all aren't quite enjoying grilling your fellow Friends these few weeks. Why is that so? You don't like them?

 

 

Sorry…I was just kidding around….hope no one minds that…..after all why are we here at the Jokes Section? To joke around of course!! Okay I won't say anything hurtful <smiles please>…but to prove to me that you are really enjoying "grilling" your Friend, you should make long lists of questions now. All kinds are acceptable. Silly, weird, boring, interesting……..just any kind of question is fine….

 

 

So add more fuel to your lists of questions this time again.

 

 

That's because this time it's harder to grill this Friend because this time this Friend is not from outside of our town (i.e. Jokes Section) but from the inside! This time it's our local Friend. And not only friend but a Special Friend. This friend is our VIP Friend!

 

 

 

 

 

Before I tell you who our Friend is, let me give you a few clues… (let's see how smart you are)

 

 

 

The Friend lives in UK.

 

 

 

The Friend loves Indian movies to the core.

 

 

 

The Friend likes to watch TV (star dramas and Bollywood movies).

 

 

 

The Friend's down to earth.

 

 

 

The Friend likes to read.

 

 

 

The Friend likes football.

 

 

 

The Friend is quite popular especially in two of the sections at the General Discussion Sections, the Sports section and the Jokes section.

 

 

 

The Friend has posted awesome topics in the Jokes Section.

 

 

 

The Friend is a special member of the Jokes Section.

 

 

 

The Friend is a male.

 

 

 

 

 

And yes…….you've got him you've guessed it right….

 

 

 

 

 

So let me announce officially who our Special VIP Friend is...

 

 

…hold on….

 

 

…before I announce I want some music first …

 

 

…please turn on the music please…can you make the volume louder….yah…that's fine thank you…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay so let me announce…

 

 

…the most awaiting moment is about to be over now…

 

 

…he is the one and only:

 

 

 

 

 

 

-

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do BOMBARD him with questions!! It's your Special chance to grill your Special Friend. Don't miss this great opportunity out!

 

 

I will be back with my list later…(This time for sure!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Edited by Shazia_haya - 16 February 2008 at 10:31pm

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nrasheed

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Posts: 3578

Posted: 16 February 2008 at 10:53pm | IP Logged

hey hey kalel look whose on the hot seat, this is funtastic cant wait to grill you till your charcole buddy...so enjoy your week and congrats...

robina...so ready for your first set of questions? here we gooooo....

1. whats the one thing you like about britain?

2. what the one thing you hate about britain?

3. are you religious? why or why not?

4. whose gonna win the NBA final? (you know the answer to this one i gave it to you buddy)

5. what do you do on weekends?

6. are you a student?if yes what are you studying?

7. how did you find IF?

8. who is your best friend on IF?why?

9. the sports sections is relatively deserted why is that?

10. what indian soaps do you like?

11. What is your all time fav. indian movie? why?

12. what is the last English moive you watched in the theater?did you like it why or why not?

13. what the wheather like today?

14. what do you want to be when you grow up?

15. what makes you smile?

16. what makes you angry?

17. what makes you laugh?

18. tell me a good joke?

19. what is your fav. restaurant?

20 how often do you eat out in a week?

okay i'll be back and thats a promise... enjoy...

robina

 

 

Shazia_haya

IF-Rockerz

Shazia_haya

Joined: 25 May 2006

Posts: 5368

Posted: 16 February 2008 at 11:40pm | IP Logged

When's your birthday?


How old are you?


What's your real name?


What's your full name?


Who named you?


Does your name mean anything I other languages? If yes then in which language and what does it mean?


Which internet games do you play/ used to play?


Which country are you from?


Which country do you live in?


Which country were you born in?


Which is your favorite brand for electronics?


Which is your favourite brand for clothing?


Which is your favourite chocolate brand-I guess they aren't exactly brands but something else…lol…but I'll just leave it as brand?


Your favourite joke?


Your favourite joke from India-Forums's Jokes section (please no one should be offended here because everyone's got their own taste)?


Your favourite section from the General Discussions?


Your favourite forum?


Your most memorable moment on IF?


Your most embarrassing moment on IF?


What do you like to eat for dessert?


Which is one of your favourite novels?


What do you wish or hope to dream about before going to sleep?


What do you do when you have a chance to stay at home alone, even for a mere half an hour only?


Where do you like to go usually?


Do(Did) you (used to) like school?


Which are/ were your subjects?


Which subjects do (did) you (used to) like?


Which subjects you don't (didn't) like?


Who are you close to in your family?


Do you watch Indian serials? If yes then which ones?


Do you watch American or English serials? If yes then which ones?


Which type of music do you like?


Do you like the way your parents treat you?


How do you behave with people when they are jealous of you?


How do you behave with people even after they insult you?


How do you behave with people when they praise you?


Do you like your surroundings?


Are you the neat-type or the messy-type?


What do you do?


Where do you usually go at IF (India-forums)?


How'd you came to know about IF?


Why do you come to IF?


How many brother(s) and sister(s) do you have?


Are any of them married?


What's your ranking among your brother(s) and sister(s)? (for example are you the oldest, second oldest, youngest, third youngest, etc...)


What do you do in your free time?


Do you call anyone a brother or a sister and you really mean it by heart even though they aren't your blood-relatives?


Which countries do you want to visit or visit again?


Where'd you want to go for your honeymoon?


What's your favourite color?


Do you prefer to live alone or with your parents/ family or with you future wife and/or children or your husband, children and in-laws?


Do you want to get married?


Do you dream about getting married?


Do you want to live in a house or an apartment/ flat?


Do you read newspapers? Name them.


Do you read any magazines? Name them.


Which airlines have you used so far to travel (local and abroad)?


Which countries have you traveled to till date?


What's your favourite dish?


What's your favourite cuisine?


What do you like to see in the morning?


Any dream you would like to share?


Your favourite song?


Your favourite movie?


Your most embarrassing moment?


Your most cherished moment?


Your most depressing moment?


At which moment would you hope to die/ How do you want to die?


Are you afraid of dieing?


Have you ever been on a diet?


Why aren't you grilled here yet…or are you?


How do you get annoyed?


How can you get grilled?


When do you mind people?


Do you dislike anyone?


Do you dislike anyone from IF?


What type of music do you like?


How many guys or people who are male have you seen on IF-I'm asking this because the majority on IF are females-(guys don't mind this okay….even though there might not be anything to mind but I'm just saying it just in case)?




Choose one from each…


Notebook/ Computer


Plastic bag/ Paper bag


Friends/ Teachers


Horse/ Hamster


Coke/ Pepsi


Towel/ Handkerchief


Pen/ Pencil


India/ Pakistan


Cricket/ Hockey


School/ Work


Dad/ Mom


Grandfather/ Grandmother


Comb/ Brush


Gel/ Oil


Sofa/ Chair


Water/ Juice


Vanilla/ Chocolate


Bath/ Shower


Wife/ Girlfriend


Husband/ Boyfriend


Arranged marriage/ Love marriage


Live/ Die


Family/ Friends


Home/ School


Asia/ Europe


India-forums/ MSN




Answer the first thing which comes into your head...


Dark red-


Bright pink-


Orange-


Dark black-


Bright white-


Yellow-


Dark brown-


Bright silver-


Gold-




Describe yourself with each letter of your name.....



N


U


G


G


Y



Now my unique question…lol…I've never seen anyone ask this kind of question anywhere so I feel like it's like my question or something-sorry if that was offensive, didn't mean it to be…hope no one minds that…


Which song will you dedicate to your fellow Jokes Section's Members.


Type/ Give/ Paste the lyrics as well.


Gracella

IF-Stunnerz

Gracella

Joined: 15 December 2004

Posts: 26252

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 12:41am | IP Logged
wow Sumra..thanks for sending the link to me Wink

Hehehe Nuggy..i can start grilling you here nah..? LOL
Congrats on becoming VIP FOTW Wink

Enjoy the hotseat LOL LOL

i will be back with my questions for you!

LOve,
Gracella

Khaya

IF-Stunnerz

Khaya

Joined: 14 December 2006

Posts: 25184

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 12:44am | IP Logged
Congrats Nug Papa Big smile Clap

Shazia_haya

IF-Rockerz

Shazia_haya

Joined: 25 May 2006

Posts: 5368

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 3:27am | IP Logged
I forgot to say 'congrats' Wink.....humne question ki list to dedi lekin congrats abhi tak nahin bhola......congrats janab.

cool_pooja

IF-Sizzlerz

cool_pooja

Joined: 22 January 2005

Posts: 12911

Posted: 17 February 2008 at 6:19am | IP Logged

omg... Nug bhayya on the hot seat Haila! LOL Nug bhayya  mujhe app per raham araha isliye im giving u just a small first set.. Second set bada dedo gey sahi hai..LOL

Thanks shazia for pming me and giving me dis oppturnity..LOL

My question set:

Who inspires you and why?

Are you a family or friends person?

Do you have any pets?

Who do you know tells the best jokes?

In your opinion, what has been the best invention?

What is the dumbest invention?

Is your room messy?

What is the worst injury you ever had?

What movie do you know all the lines to?

What is the last movie you saw?

How many times a month do you go to the movies?

What is your favorite animal?

What color are your bed sheets?

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?

What is the video game that you love the most?

If you could punch one person who would it be?

Do you watch cartoons?

Do you like Star bucks—or do you think it's just overpriced?

What is your favorite smell?

What would you do if a random person offered you candy?

Do you drive?

Have you ever had braces?

Favorite Ninja Turtle?

Do you own a pair of big sunglasses?

What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?

Have the cops ever taken you home?

Have you ever hit a deer?

Have you ever gone to class drunk?

What color is your room?

Are you taller than your mom?

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?

What kind of cell phone do you have?

Is their any animal that creeps you out?

Do you own an iPod? How many songs are on it?

Ever been in a car accident?

Would you be a ninja or a pirate?

What is your most overused word/statement?

What is the funniest word you have ever heard?

Do you hate it when people call you 'dear'?

What cartoon character are you most like?

Whats the first most noticeable thing about you?

somethng dat u wud change in ur life?

ur inspiration?

ur fav one word?

ur fav one liner?

ur fav music?

ur fav singer?

How did you come across this forum? And what made you like it?

Which member u would like to thank 4 bein suppostive?

thing u hate the most-

wat would u like to be-

do u have ne siblings-

wat is ur fav. book??

which book did u read most recently?

name 5 ppl dat cums in ur mind whn 2 hear de word "friend"

If you could take only one object with you on a secluded island what would you take?

What is an ideal day like for you?

Which other shows do you watch?

Write at least 5 sentences describing your relationship with this forum (be honest!)

What is your motto in life ?

choose 10 members frm PRC forum..and compare dem wid any of actor..actress

How are you today?       
       
What pants are you wearing?       

What shirt are you wearing?       

What song are you listening to right now?       

What was the last thing you ate?       

How is the weather right now?       

What time is it?

What are the last four digits of your phone?       

If you were a crayon what color would you be?       

What makes you happy?       

What's the best advice ever given to you?        &a mp;n bsp;

What sport do you hate the most?       
       
What sport do you love the most?       
       
How many TVs do you have in your house?
       
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?       

Have you ever broken a bone?       

Who do you tell your dreams to?

when was the last time u received a gift?

when was the last time u gave a gift?


From ur friends on IF, who is..

~sensitive
~drama queen/king
~pretty
~lazy
~fun to talk to
~weird
~always listens to songs
~boring
~is always busy
~annoying
~has nice hair
~has nice eyes
~is in love

Do u like vegetables?

Do u like skating?

Do u like chocolates?

Do u like basket ball?

Do u like ice creams?

Do u have ur own computer?

Do u hve ur own tv?

Do u hve a cell?

Do u like playing games online?

Do u like hanging out?

Do u like bowling?

Do u like watching movies?

What do you speak at home ?


If you had the power to change US what will you change and why?


why do we always sniff when we know something is smelling bad???


why do you think toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a char

which nobody can eat???


when you invite trouble....and trouble turns up, do you send it a "thank you" card for showing up???


what irritates you about other people and how do you handle that???


what is the one thing you never want to be caught doing??? remember the root word here is caught!!!if karan johar asked you to act in a whacky movie, who from IF will you want to act as your side-kick???


one fine day god gives you a chance to bring one person from the dead just for you....but there is just one condition...you have to send another person to the grave to its place...who would you bring back from the dead and who will you send back??? please choose from one amongst IF frnds and one from elsewhere...who you assign life and who you assign death does not matter..


if they ever made a movie of your life...who would you want to play you???

you must pick somebody from IF for this...and why have you chosen the person???


Your favoutrite subject in studies?


What's your Zodiac sign?


Do you beleve in Love?


Have you ever had a boyfriend that you regret dating?


Who is the boss in your house?


Do you buy lottery or powerball tickets?


What is your own personal bedtime routine?


What is your favorite animal?


What is something fun you are going to do today?


Would you rather be in a really cold place or a really hot place?


whats your future career plans?

Choose one:
Hollywood or Bollywood


Chocolate or Vanilla


Tea or Coffee


Urban or Rural


Blue ink or Black ink


Winter or Summer


Love Marriage or Arranged


Sugar or Spice


Left or Right


Sunrise or Sunset


Waking up early or Staying up Late


Sun or Moon


Soccer or Hockey

Your favourtite songs?


your favourite shops?


Your favourite emoticon on IF?


what would u like to change abt yourself:


wat if u become a millionare 1 day..??...wat will u do?


Your fav junk food?


best place to hang out?


Who send u the 1st pm on IF?


What was your first post and in which forum?


Your worst punishment you ever got?


one thing u wish u could go back in time to change?


what advise would u give to your younger self if u could go back in time?


The funniest movie?


saddest movie?


sweetest movie?


best lesson-teaching movie?


best movie?


secret wish/desire?


favourite occasion?


in your family u are closest to?


Do you have any bad habits?


Your favourite grade?


your favouritest day of the week? Why?


How many laguages can you speak?


What's your lucky number?


Would you be rather blind or rather deaf? and Why?


Do you prefer love marraige or Arranged marraige?


Do you like to wake up early or stay up late at night?


Would you prefer soccer or hockey?


Where were you born?


How many kids do you want in your married life?


Do you make decisions/ or think with your mind or your heart?


What ice creme flavor do you like the best?


What hobbies do you have?


Who is your closest mundane friend? Describe them and how you relate to them.


Who is your worst mundane enemy? Describe them and why you don't get along.


What bands do you like? Do you even pay attention?


What tape or CD hasn't left your player since your purchased it? Why?


What song is "your song?" Why?


What's been your favorite movie of all time?


Read any good books? What were they?


What do you watch on the Television?


When it comes to mundane politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don't you care?


What type of places do you hang out in with your mundane friends?


What type of places do you hang out in with your normal friends?


What annoys you more than anything else?


What would be the perfect gift for you?


What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?


What time of day is your favorite?


What kind of weather is your favorite?


What is your favorite food? What is your least favorite food?


What is your favorite drink? (Coffee, Coke, Juice, Beer, Wine, etc.)


What's your favorite animal? Why?


Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?


What do you find most relaxing? (Not as in stress relief, but as something that actually calms you down.)


What habit that others have annoys you most?


What kind of things embarrass you? Why?


What don't you like about yourself?


How would you like to look?


What is the thing that has frightened you most? Do you think there is anything out there that's scarier than that? What do you think that would be?


Has anyone or anything you've ever cared about died? How did you feel about it? What happened?


What was the worst injury you've ever received? How did it happen?


How ticklish are you? Where are you ticklish?


What is your current long term goal?


What is your current short term goal?


Do you have any bad habits? If so, what are they, and do you plan to get rid of them?


If you were a mundane person, what would you do with your life? What occupation would you want, and how would you spend all your time?


What time period do you wish you had lived in? Why? (Looking at this as an attempt to change history doesn't count.) What appeals to you about this era?


How private of a person are you? Why?


If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?


What would you wish for if you found a genie?


What do you do when you are bored?

Hope it aint too short! LOL Have fun! Big smile

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