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Aamir, SRK and Salman!

anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 23 August 2004 at 11:34am | IP Logged
Aamir Khan, SRK and Salman Khan die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, Aamir accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, SRK steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for Aamir Khan.
Salman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, Aishwarya Rai. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. Salman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" She replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

kaleidoscope Goldie
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Posted: 24 August 2004 at 2:38am | IP Logged

LOLLOL

goood joke anju

alliha Senior Member
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Posted: 22 October 2004 at 3:08pm | IP Logged
LOLLOL
RTee IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 23 October 2004 at 5:20am | IP Logged
Tongue I started out feeling sorry for Aamir, but the ending was too good.
Rifhat Goldie
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Posted: 23 October 2004 at 1:25pm | IP Logged

I fee sorry for Salman to be stuck with a brat like Ash poor Salman!Cry

-Rifhat

lakshmi_maruthi Goldie
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Posted: 25 October 2004 at 12:22am | IP Logged
good joke.. LOL... yeah poor salman..
jammy Goldie
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Posted: 25 October 2004 at 2:03am | IP Logged

Damn Where are the ducks!!!!!

Jammy.

anitha.b IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 25 October 2004 at 8:58pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by jammy

Damn Where are the ducks!!!!!

Jammy.

LOLLOLLOL

jammy if you want a beautiful wife then wait till st peter comes...moral of the story remember....

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