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Posted: 23 August 2004 at 8:54am | IP Logged
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR
AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN
OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME  !!!!!
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Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian : How
far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles . Italian : Only two
miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience
of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and
comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me
which side, is land two miles from here ? Sardarji : Downwards  .....
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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next  year."
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Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculars in his own marriage?
A:) To see his far  relatives.
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers
took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You
can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So
the
two sardars swapped (exchanged) their  sandwiches.
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A Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction. This event
really harrased the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided
to wear his pagari in the backward direction . While he was on his way
to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke
jaa rahe  ho"

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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?
"It's doubly interesting", said the Sardar.
"To start from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its  beginning

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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and
exclaimed " sala aaj bhi phisalna hoga". Later after two days, he
noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to  choice
hai"!!!!!!
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the
pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to
the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a
prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days
of
the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T"
are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow, even though it's not
the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.
But how did you get only12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word

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Posted: 23 August 2004 at 9:11am | IP Logged
MY GOD KK THESE ARE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY LOLLOLLOL
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Posted: 23 August 2004 at 9:31am | IP Logged
I LOVE the St. Peter one!LOL
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