10 most stupid questions pep usually ask

kanchi Goldie

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Posted: 04 January 2005 at 12:35am | IP Logged

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and
some equally stupid answers:-

1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd
watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.

2. In the bus:
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try
again or should i try this time.

3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly
also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive's
just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when
you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win.
What do you think?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? Answer:-And while I'm telling
you , you tell me if I bite.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle was a chalk and now it's in

HUMM IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 04 January 2005 at 1:38am | IP Logged
Very true!! LOLLOL
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Posted: 06 January 2005 at 10:46am | IP Logged fUnNy!!!LOL from all the funny stuff and jokes at this website, im gonna die laughing!!
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Nisha82 Senior Member

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Posted: 06 January 2005 at 7:10pm | IP Logged
Another one...

When someone gets home from work or school...
if a person is already in the house...they ask, "Aagay aap?" (translation, you are home...trying my best to say it in it doesnt make much sense in english)...or someone else can give it a try...ANSWER...NO, IT'S MY GHOST.
mango Goldie

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Posted: 06 January 2005 at 8:27pm | IP Logged
LOLnice one nisha82
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Posted: 06 January 2005 at 8:57pm | IP Logged
Thats hilarious and all of the questions r very true!! LOL LOL
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