Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin General Discussion


Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin General Discussion
Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin General Discussion

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jprasad IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 1:49pm | IP Logged
I gotta get it out of my system...I am stuck on farts

At the fashion show, Armaan farts silently and it stinks so bad
that Jassi passes out. Jassi starts to dream that she has farted
all over the place. Jassi feels really bad because everyone
hates her for farting so much. Then Jassi awakes and finds
Nandu sprinkling water on her face. Jassi tells Nandu,
"Armaan sir ne bahauth bura kia mere saath. Usne fart kiya aur

Nandu tells Jassi let's go home. Jassi tells Nandu to wait as
she wants to use the bathroom. In the bathroom, Jassi runs
into Mallika. Both Mallika and Jassi sit down to use the
bathroom. Mallika being as competitve as she is tells Jassi that
she can out fart her. Mallika and Jassi start to have a farting
contest. Mallika farts once, Jassi farts twice. Jassi farts for 5
seconds and Mallika farts for 45 seconds. Mallika farts like a
horse, Jassi farts like George Bush. Mallika farts so hard that
the toilet rumbles, Jassi farts so hard that the bathroom door
blows off. Finally, they both get out of the bathroom...everyone
else in the bathroom has passed out of bad gas. Jassi and
Mallika look around and they wash their hands since they are
clean females and walk out of the bathroom over the people
and the door.

The gang is standing over the beer Keg drinking lots of beer.
Bindya is crying over the destruction of her marriage. She cries
so hard that she farts. The gang laugh at her so hard that they
fart. Pari walks past them and complains to Mallika that they
are so third world. Pari lets a silent one rip and the whole gang
passes out. Maddy tells the waiter to get rid of the eggs as they
have gone rotten.

Nandu and Jassi are walking home and Nandu tells Jassi that
he is hungry. They stop for a bite the Butter Matter. They eat
ghobi paratha, matter paneer, drink coke and eat besan barfi.
Guess what happens to them....yes, the build up of methane
gas in their little tummies. As Nandu walks out of the dhaba he
lets out a silent fart and the whole dhaba burns down in 10
seconds. He looks at Jassi, jassi says to Nandu, "yeh tune kya
kar diya? Fart karna tha tho dusri taraf murthe." Nandu shrugs
his shoulder and they continue their walk home.

When Jassi reaches home, papaji is waiting for her at the
doorstep. He says "Jassi (fart) why have (fart, fart) come (fart,
fart, fart) so (faaaaaaaaaart)???" Jassi tries to explain to her
papaji why she came home so late, but I couldn't hear over his
farting...and she goes to bed dreaming of Armaan farting.

HUMM IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 2:06pm | IP Logged
Yeh kya tha????????
meghavi IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 2:09pm | IP Logged
excatly..what was that..lol..it was funny tho..LOLLOL
*Meg_d* Goldie

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 3:23pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL this is so funny
Ms. Bholi Bhali IF-Sizzlerz
Ms. Bholi Bhali
Ms. Bholi Bhali

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 3:56pm | IP Logged

is it somthing that happened in real!

but it was funny.. thanks for sharing

_Anonymous_ IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 4:01pm | IP Logged
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 4:58pm | IP Logged


That came out of no where!LOL




mango Goldie

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 5:11pm | IP Logged

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