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kal-el

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kal-el

Joined: 12 January 2007

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Posted: 28 January 2008 at 6:33pm | IP Logged

HugHello Joke FansHug

Today we have a new motw

this person has been coming to the joke

section for about 2 months

she is a fan of the

harry potter and lord of the rings series

loves th beach and park

she likes smallville and 7th heaven

So without further ado the

new member of the week

is

 

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kal-el

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kal-el

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Posted: 28 January 2008 at 6:34pm | IP Logged
some questions to start with

What is your real name?

- Why have u chosen for ur username?

- Write one joke that you are sure will make me laugh

- Whats the best dish you can make? and how is that dish made?

- Your most embarrassing moment in life?

- what came first: egg or chicken? support your answer!

- If you could change one thing about yourself then what would it be and why?

- When are you planning to get married? love/arrange?

- Love or Money? Why?

- Do you wear glasses ?

- What comes down but never goes up?

- What did you eat the last time you opened your fridge?

- Have you ever slapped a girl?

- is the first impression the last one in your opinion?

- Do you drive? If so, how many speeding tickets have you got so far?

- When was the last time you felt like slapping someone?

- If given a choice who would you like to ban on this forum?

- Are u getting tired of my questions?

- If you see me, so how would you react ?

- What ice creme flavor do you like the best?

- Which one country would you like to visit if you were given a chance?

- Some easy ones for you here:

- pepsi or coke?
- basketball or football?
- badminton or tennis?
- summer or winter?
- spring or fall?
- mercedes or bmw?
- professional woman or housewife?
- Rain or Sunshine
- apple pie or berry pie?
- blonde or brunette?
- mounds or almond joy?
- burger king or mcdonalds?
- fork or spoon?

- Are you addicted to music? what kind of music do you listen to?

- What movie did you watch last ?

- What is one thing a girl has ever given to you or did something for you that you found very sweet?

- What do you do when you are depressed?

- Is there someone with whom u share everything ... nothing hiding from that person?

- Are you good at keeping secrets?

- Do u cry in front of people?

-What do you do if you are mad at someone?

- Do u prefer wearing dark colors or light... Why?

- When did you have your last fight? With whom?

- What is your favorite candy?

Star_on_earth

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Star_on_earth

Joined: 27 December 2006

Posts: 8590

Posted: 28 January 2008 at 10:28pm | IP Logged
Hey Congrats Frenzgirl.. Clap Clap Clap ...hope u get grilled enough by our jokers...... Wink LOL LOL

Shazia_haya

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Shazia_haya

Joined: 25 May 2006

Posts: 5368

Posted: 29 January 2008 at 3:53am | IP Logged
I don't have a list ready yet...but Congrats...after all you are on the hottie hot seat Wink LOL ....let's see how hot is it....come on fellow jokers......grill her!! LOL



Sumra

shruti_5

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shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007

Posts: 9352

Posted: 29 January 2008 at 4:53am | IP Logged
-How did you land up in IF?
- what sections in IF do you like and visit?
- What is your fav. colour?
- What is your best friend's name?
- If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?
- If you could go on a trip where would you like to go?
- what countries haveyou traveled to?
- What is your fav. food dish?
- Do you like cooking or helping mom out in the kitchen?
- If I turned up at your home, and I am vegetarian, what food dish would you serve me?
- favourite food:

one person you love the most:
one perosn you hate the most:
your favourite colour
bollywood actor:
favourtie bollywood acteress:
favourtie singer:
what would you do if you get million dollars?? :
What is one thing you can not live without??
one food that you are good at cooking:
bollywood or hollywood:
ur favourite singer:
Chocolates, Cakes, or Ice-cream:
best friend(s) on IF:
What do u like the most on I-F?
What do u hate the most on I-F?
ur hair color?
eye color?
ur height?
ur fav singer?

Have u seen a UFO?
are u calm?
whats the best advice you ever got?
whats the best thing about IF?
did u ever get embaressed? if you did tell the story
your favourite smmothie?
ur favourtie fruit?
ur hobbies?
goals in ur life.
ur favourtie sport??
your favourite book?
What would you do if your best friend talked bad about you?

pick one:

pink/blu
orange/yellow
outside/inside
up/down
boy/gurl
frend/girlfrend
srk/ amitabh
one/two
clothes/shoes
earings/belts
preppy/casual
songs/movies
people/animals
nice/mean
tall/short
fat/fatter

rate the following out of ten. ten being the highest.

srk:
rani:
preity:
brad pitt:
amitabh:
abhishek:
ashwariya rai:
bipasha basu:
emran hashmi:
barney:
big bird:
spongebob:

tell me one joke:

do you like my questions?why or why not?


Congratulations!!!!! Smile


Edited by shruti_5 - 29 January 2008 at 4:54am

-Shayari-

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-Shayari-

Joined: 17 February 2006

Posts: 26577

Posted: 29 January 2008 at 11:11am | IP Logged

Originally posted by kal-el

some questions to start with

What is your real name?
              Roshni
- Why have u chosen for ur username?
               I chose frenzgrl because I am a lovely friend to everyone!


- Write one joke that you are sure will make me laugh 
               All right have you guys heard the indian joke?----Dont take it to heart! Ok these two people are on a plane next to eachother..One is indian and one is english. It is lunch time so the indian brings out indian food. He takes out roti and shak, and the english asked " Whats that?" and the indian says its and idian bread and vegetables...a few hours later it desert time..and the indian takes out pedas and the english asked what is that? The indian says its an indian sweet. A few hours later the Indian passed gas...and the english says..Whats that? The indian said..............................."AIR INDIA!"

                                hahahaahha LOL!


- Whats the best dish you can make? and how is that dish made?
     I can make enchaladas the best... all you do is... take flour tortillas and cook them...make some refried beans..buy the beans and add seasoning and salt and pepper and stuff..then spread the beans onto the tortilla and roll it up. Put the tortilla on a plate... and put some fresh tomatoe sause on it..and ontop lightly garnish in a way with black olives( sliced) green onions(cut into small pieces) and tomaotes..and then put it in the oven or microwave for a couple of minutes.. about 1-2-3 ish..and the take it out--(CAREFULL HOT) and put some sour cream ontop and GOBBLE GOBBLE


- Your most embarrassing moment in life?
  I got stage fright on time and I was so scared it was my turn to say my line i forgot eveything...and the teacher had to remind me...in front of a mad audience


- what came first: egg or chicken? support your answer!
I personally feel is was the chicken...because all life was created by some small forms of life and eventually that life grew and after it grew it was able to have the egg.


- If you could change one thing about yourself then what would it be and why? Nothing...I love my self...ok maybe maybe I would change my habbtit of being scared easily..Im afraid of heights..speaking in front of people(sometimes!)

- When are you planning to get married? love/arrange?
 Ok..I have a mixed opinion about this..I would fiirst go with love marriage..when or if I fall in love and I know its the right person I will get married maybe 2 years after we have dated and gotten to know eachother..It will be after my schooling though because I dont want to get married while in school..TO MUCH PRESSURE....and if no one loves me and I dont find that person then I will consent to arranged marriage.


- Love or Money? Why?

Love...because you need love or youll be lonely and upset for life ..and youll have a reason to live and get money... NOT MONEY because money can;t buy love and also because you can run out of money but youll most likely have love all through life.

- Do you wear glasses ?

Hells yeah! Since like 3rd grade..switched to contacts though

- What comes down but never goes up?
                            rain?--Precip?---
- What did you eat the last time you opened your fridge?
                                     Umm..........chocolate
- Have you ever slapped a girl?
                 no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or at least I dont remembet ever hitting a girl!


- is the first impression the last one in your opinion?
No because it depends on a situation your in..and also people CHANGE


- Do you drive? If so, how many speeding tickets have you got so far?
Not yet...so none


- When was the last time you felt like slapping someone?
  My brother and yesterday


- If given a choice who would you like to ban on this forum?
No one because I dont have the right to ban anyone and I dont like telling people what to do..its not in my nature to make others decisions


- Are u getting tired of my questions?

No bring them On!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- If you see me, so how would you react ?
 I would be like OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you!!!!!!!!! Id be surprised


- What ice creme flavor do you like the best?
Chocolate/.................chocolate................chocolat e.................chocolate.....choc...o....late


- Which one country would you like to visit if you were given a chance?
Italy...love the food


- Some easy ones for you here:

- pepsi or coke?
- basketball or football?--I like flag football though! 
- badminton or tennis? ---LOVE TENNIS
- summer or winter?
- spring or fall? --spring out of all seasons!
- mercedes or bmw?
- professional woman or housewife?
- Rain or Sunshine --tell you a something..I was born while it was raining..I love rain probable of anything..because it relaxes me and takes me into my own happiness...
- apple pie or berry pie? -----PIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
- blonde or brunette?
- mounds or almond joy?
- burger king or mcdonalds? --BK all the way!
- fork or spoon?

- Are you addicted to music? what kind of music do you listen to?
OMG yeah I am...I love indain music above all...I like American..rock/soft rock..and I am ok with hip hop..
- What movie did you watch last ?
Jab we MET


- What is one thing a girl has ever given to you or did something for you that you found very sweet?

My cousin wrote me a get well card and mailed it to me from london!

- What do you do when you are depressed?
Listen to music and read a book
- Is there someone with whom u share everything ... nothing hiding from that person?

My good friend---and my cousin and aunt who is about my age

- Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes I am unless its a secret I know is not good to keep..I would tell it.
- Do u cry in front of people?
I try not too...Actualyl I have never cried infornt of any of my friends that is until just a couple of days ago because I couldnt keep it bottled up in me..


-What do you do if you are mad at someone?
Ignore them because i know If I talk to them I would or could say something really wrong and would eventually regret it.
- Do u prefer wearing dark colors or light... Why?
Dark even though my name is Roshni --how ironic..and because in the dark I fell like no one is watching me or keepin an eye on me or anything..I feel safer
- When did you have your last fight? With whom?
My bro and just a couple of days ago..
- What is your favorite candy?

Reeses!!! and Hershey bar duh!!!!

Thanks for making me MOTW and thanks for the grill!

-Shayari-

IF-Veteran Member

-Shayari-

Joined: 17 February 2006

Posts: 26577

Posted: 29 January 2008 at 11:38am | IP Logged

Originally posted by shruti_5

-How did you land up in IF? My friend told me bout it
- what sections in IF do you like and visit? Maayka...BMTD..KS..GKLB..and jokes of course
- What is your fav. colour? Green
- What is your best friend's name? I have numerous frenz and I dont want to single anyone out..
- If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? Never let anything bad happen to my family and friends...make me successful in what I do...and have another 3 wishes 
- If you could go on a trip where would you like to go? Italy!
- what countries haveyou traveled to? India.England...and somewhat France..
- What is your fav. food dish? Anything veg!!
- Do you like cooking or helping mom out in the kitchen? Sometimes!
- If I turned up at your home, and I am vegetarian, what food dish would you serve me? Probably..veg mexican enchalladas
- favourite food: anything veg
one person you love the most: My dad
one perosn you hate the most: no one
your favourite colour - green
bollywood actor: Hrithik
favourtie bollywood acteress: Madhuri 
favourtie singer: Indian male--Sonu --Indain femail- Sunhidi--and American--Nickleback
what would you do if you get million dollars?? : Invest it or save it ad share
What is one thing you can not live without?? My parents
one food that you are good at cooking: pasta
bollywood or hollywood:
ur favourite singer: asked all ready!
Chocolates, Cakes, or Ice-cream:
best friend(s) on IF: All of you!
What do u like the most on I-F? The ability to talk about whatever you want
What do u hate the most on I-F? You can be a mod or something higher in status if you have even one warning  
ur hair color? black
eye color? black
ur height? 5'6
ur fav singer? You asked that already!

Have u seen a UFO? No but I think aliend exist
are u calm? yes
whats the best advice you ever got? Be yourself and not what others want you to be
whats the best thing about IF? aked already
did u ever get embaressed? if you did tell the story --See Kal els answers 
your favourite smmothie? Strawberry and Banana
ur favourtie fruit? Plums
ur hobbies? hanging with friends..when they are not busy..watching movies..reading...and listening to music..talking with my family and making them laugh.
goals in ur life. Become successful in what I wanna do and be there for my parents when they need me
ur favourtie sport?? Tennis
your favourite book? I have loads.!!!! But I will settle for Harry Potter
What would you do if your best friend talked bad about you? If they were my best friend they wouldnt talk bad about me


pick one:

pink/blu
orange
/yellow
outside/inside
up/down
boy/gurl ---BUT i am a  GIRL!
frend/girlfrend
srk/ amitabh
one/two
clothes
/shoes
earings/belts
preppy/casual
songs/movies  both
people
/animals I like animals though but a little less
nice/mean
tall/ short cause Im too tall 
fat/fatter

rate the following out of ten. ten being the highest.

srk: 10
rani: 10
preity: 9
brad pitt: 10000000000000 
amitabh: 2
abhishek: 6
ashwariya rai: 9
bipasha basu: 8
emran hashmi: 1000
barney: 5
big bird: 8
spongebob: 1000000000000000000

tell me one joke: See Kal - EL..qouteWink

do you like my questions?why or why not?
Of course

Congratulations!!!!! Smile

Thanks for the grill.......but ou kinda asked a couple more than once........It is ok..alls chill!!!1

shruti_5

IF-Rockerz

shruti_5

Joined: 29 August 2007

Posts: 9352

Posted: 29 January 2008 at 5:59pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by frenzgrl129

Originally posted by shruti_5

-How did you land up in IF? My friend told me bout it
- what sections in IF do you like and visit? Maayka...BMTD..KS..GKLB..and jokes of course
- What is your fav. colour? Green
- What is your best friend's name? I have numerous frenz and I dont want to single anyone out..
- If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? Never let anything bad happen to my family and friends...make me successful in what I do...and have another 3 wishes 
- If you could go on a trip where would you like to go? Italy!
- what countries haveyou traveled to? India.England...and somewhat France..
- What is your fav. food dish? Anything veg!!
- Do you like cooking or helping mom out in the kitchen? Sometimes!
- If I turned up at your home, and I am vegetarian, what food dish would you serve me? Probably..veg mexican enchalladas
- favourite food: anything veg
one person you love the most: My dad
one perosn you hate the most: no one
your favourite colour - green
bollywood actor: Hrithik
favourtie bollywood acteress: Madhuri 
favourtie singer: Indian male--Sonu --Indain femail- Sunhidi--and American--Nickleback
what would you do if you get million dollars?? : Invest it or save it ad share
What is one thing you can not live without?? My parents
one food that you are good at cooking: pasta
bollywood or hollywood:
ur favourite singer: asked all ready!
Chocolates, Cakes, or Ice-cream:
best friend(s) on IF: All of you!
What do u like the most on I-F? The ability to talk about whatever you want
What do u hate the most on I-F? You can be a mod or something higher in status if you have even one warning  
ur hair color? black
eye color? black
ur height? 5'6
ur fav singer? You asked that already!

Have u seen a UFO? No but I think aliend exist
are u calm? yes
whats the best advice you ever got? Be yourself and not what others want you to be
whats the best thing about IF? aked already
did u ever get embaressed? if you did tell the story --See Kal els answers 
your favourite smmothie? Strawberry and Banana
ur favourtie fruit? Plums
ur hobbies? hanging with friends..when they are not busy..watching movies..reading...and listening to music..talking with my family and making them laugh.
goals in ur life. Become successful in what I wanna do and be there for my parents when they need me
ur favourtie sport?? Tennis
your favourite book? I have loads.!!!! But I will settle for Harry Potter
What would you do if your best friend talked bad about you? If they were my best friend they wouldnt talk bad about me


pick one:

pink/blu
orange
/yellow
outside/inside
up/down
boy/gurl ---BUT i am a  GIRL!
frend/girlfrend
srk/ amitabh
one/two
clothes
/shoes
earings/belts
preppy/casual
songs/movies  both
people
/animals I like animals though but a little less
nice/mean
tall/ short cause Im too tall 
fat/fatter

rate the following out of ten. ten being the highest.

srk: 10
rani: 10
preity: 9
brad pitt: 10000000000000 
amitabh: 2
abhishek: 6
ashwariya rai: 9
bipasha basu: 8
emran hashmi: 1000
barney: 5
big bird: 8
spongebob: 1000000000000000000

tell me one joke: See Kal - EL..qouteWink

do you like my questions?why or why not?
Of course

Congratulations!!!!! Smile

Thanks for the grill.......but ou kinda asked a couple more than once........It is ok..alls chill!!!1

sorry about that!!! i didnt notice that!

thanks for answering!!!!

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