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Posted: 25 January 2008 at 3:18am | IP Logged
 
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."


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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"

"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"

The applicant said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years - say, a red Corvette?"

The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.

R.H. Grant
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.

As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office."
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Q: How has French revolution affected world economic growth?

A: Too early to say.
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