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zindagi Senior Member
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Posted: 02 January 2005 at 10:32pm | IP Logged
Rejecting Pickup Lines
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!

HE : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share!!!

HE : Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE : It's hot!!!

HE : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE : Okay, but would you stay there?

HE : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE : Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE : Okay, get out!!!

HE : I think I could make you very happy
SHE : Why, are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why, don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 3:35pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 4:13pm | IP Logged
love itLOL
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 03 January 2005 at 5:45pm | IP Logged
LOLthat is funny!!!!!!!!!!!
samie IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 05 January 2005 at 7:18am | IP Logged
WAY 2 GO TH@ WAS FUNNY
Nisha82 Senior Member
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Posted: 06 January 2005 at 7:12pm | IP Logged
THESE ARE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!   LOL   LOL   LOL   LOL
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Posted: 06 January 2005 at 9:03pm | IP Logged
Thats hilarious! LOL LOL LOL
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