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Posted: 20 January 2008 at 8:45am | IP Logged
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!


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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook


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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his composition?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.


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Posted: 20 January 2008 at 11:46am | IP Logged
lol
kiids r just naughty

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lol funnie

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Lol reli funny t4s Clap

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Posted: 20 January 2008 at 7:18pm | IP Logged
LOL   LOL LOL

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funny......but they have been posted before. Embarrassed

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