Corporate Humour
Just in case you ever got' being in prison' and 'being at work' mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.
J IN PRISON :- You spend the majority of your time in and 8X10 cell
J AT WORK : -You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
J IN PRISON : -You get three meals a day.
J AT WORK : -You only get a break for on meal and you pay for it.
J IN PRISON :- You get time off for good behavior.
J AT WORK :- You get more wok for good behavior.
J IN PRISON :- You can watch TV and play games.
J AT WORK :- You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
J IN PRISON :- You get your own toilet.
J AT WORK :- You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
J IN PRISON :- They allow your family and friends to visit.
J AT WORK :- You can't even speak to your family.
J IN PRISON :- The taxpayers pays all expenses with no work required.
J AT WORK :- You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
J IN PRISON :- You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
J AT WORK :- You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
J IN PRISON :- You must deal with sadistic wardens.
J AT WORK :- They are called managers.
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