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In Prison VS At work

kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 02 January 2005 at 2:23am | IP Logged

Corporate Humour

 

Just in case you ever got' being in prison' and 'being at work' mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

 

J     IN PRISON :- You spend the majority of your time in and 8X10 cell

J     AT WORK  : -You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

J     IN PRISON : -You get three meals a day.

J     AT WORK  : -You only get a break for on meal and you pay for it.

J     IN PRISON :- You get time off for good behavior.

J     AT WORK  :- You get more wok for good behavior.

J     IN PRISON :- You can watch TV and play games.

J     AT WORK  :- You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

J     IN PRISON :- You get your own toilet.

J     AT WORK  :- You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

J     IN PRISON :- They allow your family and friends to visit.

J     AT WORK  :- You can't even speak to your family.

J     IN PRISON :- The taxpayers pays all expenses with no work required.

J     AT WORK  :- You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

J     IN PRISON :- You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

J     AT WORK  :- You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

J     IN PRISON :- You must deal with sadistic wardens.

J     AT WORK  :- They are called managers.

 

Minnie IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 02 January 2005 at 3:21pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL     I'm not going to show this to my husband.He'll happily kill his boss & go to prison.................
*Anjali* IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 02 January 2005 at 3:23pm | IP Logged
LOL kanchi---this actually makes prison seem much more appealing than work!  Yeah Minnie--you many not want to show this to him WinkBig smile
popkurn IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 02 January 2005 at 6:48pm | IP Logged
LOL
anitha.b IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 02 January 2005 at 9:03pm | IP Logged

good one kanchi...except the last one...because i have a real good manager(touch wood)....

Minnie, don't motivate your hubby for this...WinkLOL

zindagi Senior Member
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Posted: 02 January 2005 at 10:16pm | IP Logged

LOL

shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 06 January 2005 at 9:36pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
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