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shabari

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Posted: 09 January 2008 at 6:45am | IP Logged
 this mail is dedicated to a sport known as CRICKET.... It just passed away few days back at sydney cricket ground ...
After watching the test match, I feel some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification
(1)
Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED ) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.
(2)
While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance) , the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.
(3)
While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.
(4)
UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.
(5)
All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.
(6)
MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.
(7)
NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.
(8)
THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - "THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET" more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.
These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.
 

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Posted: 10 January 2008 at 1:00am | IP Logged
That was just hilarious Shabs but so true. Team Australia surely needs some value education lessons. They do not know what to do when they are in the receiving end of the same, "FAIR" behaviour they dish out to their opponents.

I came across so many comments from Australians itself regarding their team and these two sum up the general feeling.

I for one have always loved our Aussie men, until they have turned out to be whiny women.. How can they preach sportsmanship, when they dont walk when out.... How can they complain about a "money" comment, when they are the biggest sledgers around.. AND lets be frank.. how can they celebrate so much with a victory, they would never have won, if not for the 7 or 8 bad unpiring decisions, that went their way.. I honestly would rather lose than win this way..

First of all congratualtions for winning the second test. Having said that, I have to say that Australia is a mean team. Gilchrist's is so shameless to claim Rahul Dravid's catch; Michael Clarke claims Ganguly's catch, even when the batsman wait there expecting sanity to return, Symmonds keeps on batting knowing that he was out and not given by umpire. Ponting raises finger like an umpire will do to force a decision on umpire. Shame on you. You have returned to Greg Chappell's time, when he asks his brother to bowl underarm against NZ, just because he need to win at any cost. Have a good look at you, mate, and don't blame Harbhajan without any proof for something he did not do. Instead, you should renounce Symmonds for inciting someone.

shabari

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Posted: 10 January 2008 at 1:30am | IP Logged

Originally posted by vidya0906

That was just hilarious Shabs but so true. Team Australia surely needs some value education lessons. They do not know what to do when they are in the receiving end of the same, "FAIR" behaviour they dish out to their opponents.

I came across so many comments from Australians itself regarding their team and these two sum up the general feeling.

I for one have always loved our Aussie men, until they have turned out to be whiny women.. How can they preach sportsmanship, when they dont walk when out.... How can they complain about a "money" comment, when they are the biggest sledgers around.. AND lets be frank.. how can they celebrate so much with a victory, they would never have won, if not for the 7 or 8 bad unpiring decisions, that went their way.. I honestly would rather lose than win this way..

First of all congratualtions for winning the second test. Having said that, I have to say that Australia is a mean team. Gilchrist's is so shameless to claim Rahul Dravid's catch; Michael Clarke claims Ganguly's catch, even when the batsman wait there expecting sanity to return, Symmonds keeps on batting knowing that he was out and not given by umpire. Ponting raises finger like an umpire will do to force a decision on umpire. Shame on you. You have returned to Greg Chappell's time, when he asks his brother to bowl underarm against NZ, just because he need to win at any cost. Have a good look at you, mate, and don't blame Harbhajan without any proof for something he did not do. Instead, you should renounce Symmonds for inciting someone.

thanks sis..yu too have sent a good post...the party is on....let's partyLOL

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Posted: 11 January 2008 at 10:14pm | IP Logged
i agree with you shabari... in my home, me, my bro, my uncle everybody bashing on the Aussies esp. Ponting.

did you see the match analysis in a very hilarious way in NDTV... it was too good!!!

though thye claim that thye won 16 consecutive test, the win is lost somewhere in their unsportive way of playing..

i really appreciate Anil Kumble the way he handled the press, the body language, the words chosen by him... Clap Clap

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