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flora Senior Member
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Posted: 20 August 2004 at 10:10am | IP Logged

1#

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend
had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out
he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.

"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of
us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
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2#

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a
large crowd gathered.

A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get
near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly,
"Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a
donkey.

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3#

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome
to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The
weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight. Now, please sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier,
but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup
of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see
the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach piped up, "That's nothing... You should
see the back of mine!"

LOLLOLLOL

summer7 Senior Member
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Posted: 20 August 2004 at 10:18am | IP Logged

hey flora your jokes are great!

LOLLOL

anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 20 August 2004 at 10:19am | IP Logged

he he LOLLOL

miss generous Groupbie
miss generous
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Posted: 20 August 2004 at 10:33am | IP Logged
flora very good. where dou get to know all these
flora Senior Member
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Posted: 20 August 2004 at 10:44am | IP Logged
Miss generous, that would be lots of Years with crazy Wackofriends
Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 20 August 2004 at 11:25am | IP Logged
Its good to have crazy friends who make you laugh. Smile
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LOLLOL
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